
NADAL.
Please get bigger shorts or underpants, so you don’t have to pick. Come on, man, this is not just unpleasant, it is rude. This is one of those things you will look back in amazement, and wonder how in the world, you ever continued to do it, despite being written all over the media.
Its, like those weird hairstyles, we all have when we are teenagers, and you look back at those old pictures of yourself, and wonder how could I have done that.
It is clearly an embarrassment, so please fix it for the sake of the game and fans.

RODDICK.
You cannot be grabbing your crotch, in full view of the fans in the stadium and on TV. Click here to view.
As if one was not enough, you have paired up with Nadal to compete for the most undignified moment on the court. Just because you are not looking down, while doing it, doesn’t mean we can’t see it. You are not fooling anybody with those quick jabs.
What’s next!!! Are you guys going to…..well, I don’t even want to go there.
Get some treatment for the area, and please spare us the gross moment.
JIMMY CONNORS.
Your job as a coach, is not to stare at your pupil every second of the match, sitting at the edge of the seat, craning your neck. Come on, relax. Roddick is not going to fire you, if he finds you sitting back and relaxed.
Look at other coaches. Is it a coincidence that you are the only coach with this weird behavior? It comes across as fake and put on. Doesn’t seem natural and spontaneous at all.
Sit back and be dignified. You are considered one of the greats of the game. Don’t be intimidated by an also-ran. Roddick’s is not going to do any better, with you sitting stiff with the forced interested look.
If you are really doing this, to fool Roddick into believing how deeply interested you are, so you can keep your job – you got to put up a more believable act.
Just look at Phil Jackson of the Los Angeles Lakers, and you will realize- game face the coach puts on is contagious. Getting that anxious and hassled look is not helping anyone.
