Warrior sculptures come alive, creating havoc.
Posted by tennisplanet on September 22, 2007
Nadal’s sculpture has a pound of clay pinched from his ass. The area has also grown exponentially, enough to create a tear on the outside warrior clothing. The clothing under the belt, has shrunk and appears to be headed straight for the black hole, baring his socks, which are running in the other direction. There appears to be an attempt made to remove inner clothing completely, so the ‘bird’ could be made exposed, just by opening the coat pleats. Water bottles have magically appeared besides the sculpture, all meticulously arranged. However, the liquid inside is of questionable origin. On close testing, the liquid is found to contain drugs, liquor, supplement to create brain cells, Vaseline, blister retardant and formula for creating additional fingers and wider holes.
Federer’s sculpture has moved from its location. It was found near another incomplete sculptor without a head. A ‘W’ was carved on its back, and there was a good size hole in its rear clothing. There appears to have been an attempt, to remove both outer and inner clothing, to reach the intended target. It’s chest had finger marks, attempting to grab on to something. There is enough evidence to conclude that there was some frantic activity undertaken to reach the bird, buried deep in the clothing. The site was strewn with teeth, indicating that the sculpture tried to steal them, and implant them in its own mouth. With the outer clothing found near the site, it appears a brazen attempt was made to run butt naked around the site. It is assumed the dangling effect/pleasure may have extended the activity beyond its intended time span.
The lady sculptor has gone insane, and has bound herself in a self made clay hut, with clay squirt guns. If the guns are being used for any other purpose(s), is still being determined. She has requested a clay figure to talk her out of self imprisonment. This is proof that the drugs, liquor and cocaine these days are much stronger. What else can explain taking up this stupid profession, and staying with it for 30 freaking years?