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Davydenko fined for ‘lack of effort’? What kind of crap is that? Is this the laughing stock of the sports world, or what?

Posted by tennisplanet on October 26, 2007

What’s next? Not wearing an underwear, excessive pleasuring on the court, not wiping the sweat between points, not drinking water during changeover, having too many bananas, exerting too much effort, losing too much, winning too much, not making enough money on the tour, getting married,  resulting in less practice time, too much sex while not playing, losing too much weight, being obese, trying to win every match, not enough endorsements, ranking history too erratic, vomiting on the court, taking your shorts off during the match (Safin?), boobs too big, not enough booty,……..

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This ATP staff has finally lost it. Get all these knuckleheads out of there, NOW.

They think that from now on, nobody will be able to lose the match deliberately? How much dope do you need to have up your alley, to freaking believe that, and pass this nonsensical fine, and make a fool of yourself world over. How freaking stupid do you need to be, to be so naive.

If Davydenko was really trying to do that, he should be whacked by the Corleone family, for making it look so obvious. They need to find another joker, who has taken some acting classes. There is no freaking way you can stop or detect for sure, if the guy is determined to lose.

That’s the freaking beauty of playing an individual sport. You don’t report to any freaking coach, you don’t need to worry about betraying your team mates. If you want to lose, you lose. You don’t have to explain to anyone. This fine, is just saying, please don’t make it look so blatant, that’s all.

That’s fine. Point noted. But to make us stupid fans believe, that you have somehow dug a sword in the throat of betting and gambling by this BS, is hilarious. The whole sports world has got to be laughing their ass out.

No wonder, tennis is not moving up, when it is in the hands of these morons at ATP.

Get a freaking life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Federer finds his rythm just in time. Karlovic is next.

Posted by tennisplanet on October 26, 2007

BASEL, SWITZERLAND - OCTOBER 26:  Roger Federer of Switzerland celebrates victory during his Quarter Final singles match against Nicolas Kiefer of Germany during Day Four of the ATP Davidoff Swiss Indoors Tournament at St.Jakobshalle October 26, 2007 in Basel, Switzerland.  (Photo by Ryan Pierse/Getty Images) 

Federer appears to have found his stride, just in time to face the rising 7 footer. Kiefer was completely shut out.

Karlovic now seems to be the biggest threat to Federer’s hope of defending his title. Next match could be realistically de facto final of the event. With Gonzalez already out, Baghdaits is most likely to reach the final.

But Federer cannot look past Karlovic just yet. Federer has been jinxed here for what six years? Besides, Karlovic is having the tournament of his life, having dispatched top ten players in Blake and Berdych, back to back. There is no way Karlovic could have advanced so far, without adding something to his game, other than that serve from the tree top.

Is he the next Djokovic or Nalbandian, on this hot streak to strike Federer at his home? Federer has to be thinking of the numerous failed attempts at this title, alongwith the losses to Nalbandian and Djokovic. Karlovic may not have dispatched the world’s No. 2 and 3 players en route, but he has come pretty close to it.

He should be brimming with confidence, just like Djokovic and Nalbadain were, just before their victorious clash against Federer. Federer has to find a way to break Karlovic, and avoid getting into a crapshoot in the tie-break. Easier said than done.

If Karlovic pulls out an upset, he should go all the way, no matter who is coming out the other side. But Federer has too much riding on this event, to be any lax or complacent. You can guarantee one thing though: Tie-breaks.

This is where the rest of the freaks of nature are watching, to see if that height can negate limitless talent. Interesting match to watch.

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Serena’s father tries to adopt Roddick.

Posted by tennisplanet on October 26, 2007

This has been on the site for a while now. But this is for freaks, who I have noticed, are just coming out of coma from under the rock, and discovering this stupid site, for the first time. 

Click here.

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Can someone step in, and fix the ‘trophies’ joke? Plllleasaasseee.

Posted by tennisplanet on October 26, 2007


What is the freaking goal here? To see who gets to be the most ridiculous? Is there an ‘under the carpet’ contest going on, on who can trump the other, in stupidity?

And this ATP Masters Series trophy that Nalbandian just won. Was that bought in wholesale, at some trashy garage sale in Timbaktoo?

Standardise the damn thing, and spare us fans the embarrassment.

Or try this, you morons.

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What is the number, Federer has in his mind?

Posted by tennisplanet on October 26, 2007

If you have ever owned your own business, or have ever been in sales, you know, that number in your mind, is all powerful. There is a reason, why most tennis players ended up around eight Grand Slams. That has been the standard for most of the open era, until Sampras shattered it.

You subconscious mind will bring to fruition whatever you have in there. This has been proved scientifically, over a million times, to preclude any debate on it. It is a fact, not an opinion, anymore. Your subconscious mind never goes to sleep. It works with what you feed it. Heard of ‘garbage in garbage out’?

People who succeed control what goes inside their subconscious mind, by constantly feeding positive thoughts, and consciously avoiding negative thoughts to gain entry, to this fertile soil. Visualization and affirmation out loud, are some tools to affect that part of the mind.

Lendl failed at those 11 freaking Grand Slam finals, more because of that number (8), he had in his mind, that any deficiencies in his game or talent. Only Borg, had gone passed that number, and it was considered a huge aberration. So, logically, getting to number eight, would get you to at least among the greats of the game.

Wasn’t ten the number during the ‘shut era’? Emerson 13, Laver 11, Tiden 10, Perry 8.

It needs mental courage to see past the norm that has been set for decades. To shatter it, you got to be a warrior, beyond excellence, psychologically.

This was also the reason, why Sampras failed, for over two years, to win anything, after he had equalled the all-time record of 13 Grand Slams. If the press had not hounded him so mercilessly and degraded his wife, as being the reason for his decline, Sampras would have called it quits after that. That No. 14 was not in his make up. It was manufactured by the media and his pride and ego. He wanted to shut everyone up, and leave with his pride intact, after being thrown under the bus with his wife.

That, number eight, was also in Agassi, and he would not give up, despite apparent deterioration of his physical body, until he got there. Subconscious mind will find a way. Actually the most efficient way, to get what you have fed into it.

Agassi’s only win at Roland Garros, may have sprung more out of his desire, to go one up on Sampras, in some way, than any other wish. He knew, number of Grand Slam wins was beyond him, by then. Subconscious mind delivered.

There have been numerous instances, where the performance of an athlete, suddenly dips inexplicably after a certain landmark, or threshold. Or an athlete will achieve the impossible despite the whole world against him. That’s nothing but the normal and natural working of the subconscious mind.

Go back into your own miserable lives, and you will easily be able to pick out instances where your mind delivered, what you have been stroking for a long time. It could be negative or positive. Subconscious mind doesn’t differentiate. It just works with whatever you feed into it. Both negative and positive thoughts are processed the same way.

That’s why you see some people, who are mired into despair, for life. All they are doing is feeding depressing, negative thoughts into the human computer. The computer is just being a perfect genie. You ask and it will deliver.

Federer’s subconscious has that number, up there. Both for the number of Grand Slams and the number of Wimbledon titles. Is it 14 or 15 or 18 (as most pundits have predicted)?

But without doubt, when that number is eclipsed, the graph will fall like a hot potato. That will have nothing to do with anything else, although all those things will seem like a reasonable excuse for the demise. We know, for certain, Sampras’s number was 13, since up until then, he was on cruise control, keeping up all his career averages.

We know, the number for Wimbledon was not four, since it was pure, rich and simple, subconscious mind at play, in that fifth set. Everything on that court, that day, was orchestrated to prove the inevitability and the dead certainty, of what the mind can accomplish. There was nothing Nadal could have done, against such a powerful force.

The mind does not recognize, ‘as many Grand Slams as possible’. It zeroes in at the specific number, and then goes on to harmonize everything else around, to find the shortest route to that destination.

In years to come, we will discover, that our mind is so much powerful than it is assumed to be today. Initial findings are so powerful, that our physical self will be relegated to a very lowly place in the food chain. The discovery and its subsequent acceptance will revolutionize everything we have today. From cars to airplanes to tennis.

Dare your mind to achieve for you, what hitherto, you have thought impossible, and be ready to get astounded. It never fails. What the human race will achieve, after these findings are executed, will trigger a quantum jump for mankind, that will make the advances humans have made in the last century, look minuscule.

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