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Federer vs Nalbandian.

Clown	ATP rank	Turned pro	YTD won/lost	Career/ YTD titles	Career prize $	H2H	Matches won on clay/hard
Federer	1	1998	64/8	52/7	$36,007,078	8-8	2/6
Nalbandian	9	2000	31/18	7/2	$8,401,559	8-8	1/7

Bad at heart / ‘Exceptionally’ good at heart, tennis players.

 

Bad at heart:

-Sharapova and Yurine. Duh!!!!!!

-Serena.

-Murray.

-Hewitt.

-Hingis.

-Djokovic.

-Stepalloveryrfreakingnek.

‘Exceptionally’ good at heart:

-Nadal.

-Gonzalez.

-Youzhny.

-Bartoli.

-Ivanovic.

-Jankovic.

-Chakvetadze (Don’t even freaking mess with this one).

-Federer (Barely made it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!).

Why can’t clowns in Switzerland, find a mate within their own freaking country, like us Americans?

You have to go to a freaking South Africa to find a partner? With that beer belly and round face and body, she must have been a huge catch. And she must have been thrilled to have tap water to drink. 

At least, see that the guy looks like a human. Granted that ‘freeway’ forehead is not getting narrower with every passing day, but to jump in the sack with an alien is beyond stupid.

If you have a long nose and no teeth, that doesn’t mean, you have to go to another country to find some obese mate, so you can massage your ego.

Do what we Americans do. We are not even aware, there are humans living beyond our borders. So we have great couples here.

You might have heard of some of them: Simpson and Nicole, Britney Spears and Kevin, Kim Basinger and Alec Baldwin, Robert Blake and his wife, Scott Peterson and Lasey Peterson.

How freaking desperate do you have to be, to have the need to find your mate, beyond your freaking borders? Get a freaking life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Which country are you looking at, Diane Federer? Are Spain and Serbia ruled out?

 

Nalbandian destroys Nadal, to win at Paris.

  

Score? Freaking 6-4, 6-0. Are you freaking kidding me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is his second straight Masters title, after winning at Madrid, two weeks ago. And he beat both Federer and Nadal at both of them. Djokovic got the message, and exited early here. Otherwise he would have been trampled too.

I don’t think Nadal is going to make it to TMC. He might have to withdraw, and let Nalbandian get in, again.

Talk about match being played with the mind. Once Nalbandian got the only break in the first set, it was all over for Nadal, mentally. He knew it was a lost cause, with both his knees taped, and Nalbandian firing on all cylinders. He dropped the ball right there, and Nalbandian answered his prayers by taking him out of his misery, with a bagel.

With every match Nadal loses on surfaces not called clay, the nail in his coffin drives in deeper, irrevocably. And to give up so tamely, is so uncharacteristic for Nadal. It indicates an absolute erosion of belief and confidence.

He should have won this title, given the friendly draw he had. Despite the fact, that Nalbandian was fresher, he still had to battle through the toughest of dudes, both here and at Madrid.

It again goes back to. how miserably dependent Nadal’s game is on his fitness. He is like fish out of water, with even the tiniest of malfunction there.

Nadal is staring at a very grim prospect of dropping out of the top ten – fast. By April next year, the latest.

Nalbandian, on the other hand, should be packing his bags for a fishing trip, and then hoping to get a call to fly to China, and winning the title, like it happened in 2005.

It’s amazing to see how a couple of matches, can resurrect an almost washed up career. How it transforms you, mentally into a winning machine. If only, we can find a way to trick our brain to produce that state consistently, success would be just a matter of a few exercises.

Based on the end of this season for all, except those eight jokers, there is no stopping the train next year, that will bring a new pecking order into existence in the first few months. And it will find the following clowns in the front seats:

Murray.
Karlovic.
Nalbandian.
Gasquet.
Ferrer.

Back seats:
Nadal.
Federer.
Davydenko.
Roddick.

Do freaking something good, without expecting anything in return, for a freaking change.

I sometimes end up at a restroom often. Don’t run your freaking mind wild. Just freaking concentrate.

This place has those paper holders next to the sink, where you slide a knob down, and the paper rolls out, and hangs down for you to tear and use. Whenever I go there, someone has already used the knob, so that enough paper is hanging from each and every dispenser.

I am assuming someone does that out of  the goodness of his heart, so as to-make it easy for his fellow human being. I don’t think anyone even knows who is behind it. But it sure makes it easier for me to just wash my hands and have the paper already rolled out for me.

It proves my old saying ‘ If there is a will, there is a way’. You don’t have to be a billionaire, to be of use to other people.

Do something good for someone, just for the freaking sake of doing it. TRY IT TODAY, YOU SELFISH FREAKS.

Start by not trying desperately to nail the neighbor’s spouse next door. Instead, force them to call you the best neighbor they have ever had. I have done it, all by myself – mostly (my ‘boys’ got involved much later, so that doesn’t count).

This lady expert, calls women, who shack up, ‘unpaid whores’.

Before you reach for the gun, just check out her credentials.  

DR. LAURA C. SCHLESSINGER
BACKGROUND FACTS
EDUCATION

• BS, Biological Sciences, SUNY Stonybrook, Long Island, NY
• MS, M Phil, Ph.D. (Physiology), Columbia University (College of Physicians and Surgeons), NY
• Post-Doctoral Certification in Marriage, Family and Child Counseling, Human Relations Center, University of Southern California, Los Angeles
• Licensed Marriage, Family and Child Counselor (MFCC), California, formerly in private practice for 12 years
• Past member of the Biological Sciences faculty of the University of Southern California (five years) and the graduate Psychology faculty of Pepperdine University (eight years)
• UCLA and UC Irvine Extension course instructor

RADIO PERSONALITY

• “The Dr. Laura Schlessinger Program,” live noon – 3 p.m. PT, M-F, originating from studios at Premiere Radio Networks in California
• Syndicated since June 1994
• On-air radio career for more than 30 years

BEST-SELLING AUTHOR

• Author, NY Times best-sellers:
  The Proper Care & Feeding of Marriage (2007)
  Bad Childhood, Good Life (2006)
  Woman Power (2004)
  The Proper Care & Feeding of Husbands (2004)
  Ten Stupid Things Couples Do To Mess Up Their Relationships (2002)
  Parenthood by Proxy; Don’t Have Them if You Won’t Raise Them (2000)
  The Ten Commandments; The Significance of God’s Laws in Everyday Life (1998)
  How Could You Do That?! The Abdication of Character, Courage and Conscience (1996)
  Ten Stupid Things Men Do To Mess Up Their Lives (1997)
  Ten Stupid Things Women Do To Mess Up Their Lives (1994)
• Author, children’s books:
  But I Waaannt It! (2000)
  Why Do You Love Me? (1999)
  Growing Up Is Hard (2001)
  Where’s God? (April 2003)

INTERVIEWS/APPEARANCES

• Featured on The Oprah Winfrey Show, A&E Biography, Larry King Live, Lifetime’s Intimate Portrait, 20/20, The Today Show, PBS, Hannity & Colmes, CBS This Morning, 48 Hours, Meet the Press with Tim Russert, Crier Today, Eye to Eye with Connie Chung, ABC This Week, and Dateline.
• Featured in Time, US News and World Report, People, USA Today, The New York Times Magazine, The Los Angeles Times, The Wall Street Journal and others
• Featured speaker: National Congressional Prayer Breakfast, Museum of Radio and Television, Claremont Institute, PBS, National Religious Broadcasters and other venues, Country Radio Seminar

<!–CHARITY

• President of The Dr. Laura Schlessinger Foundation (helps abused and neglected children)
• Member of the National Association of At-Home Mothers Board of Advisors

–>AWARDS

• Woman of the Year Award (2006), 19th District – State of California, awarded by Senator Tom McClintock
• Truth In Media Award 2006 from the Pacific Justice Institute
• 2004 International Women’s Conference – Woman Extrardinaire Award
• Recipient, 1997 first woman to win Marconi Award for Network/Syndicated Personality of the Year
• Recipient, 1998 American Women in Radio & Television’s Genii Award for contributions to the industry
• Recipient, 1998 Israel 50th Anniversary Tribute Award for contributions to humanity
• Recipient, 1998 Crystal Cathedral Academy Award for promoting positive family values in the media
• Recipient, 1998 Love of a Child award from Childhelp USA
• Recipient, February 2000 first non-Christian to receive the Chairman’s Award from the National Religious Broadcasters
• Recipient, March 2001 National Heritage Award from the National Council of Young Israel
• Recipient, 2001 Conservative Leadership Award, Clare Booth Luce Institute, Washington, D.C
• Recipient, 2002 Woman of the Year Award, Clare Booth Luce Institute, Washington, D.C

PERSONAL

• Born in Brooklyn, N.Y.
• Black belt, martial arts
• Member SAG, AFTRA
• Married to Dr. Lewis G. Bishop
• She is the proud mother of a deployed American Paratrooper – Deryk

Some other of her beliefs are:

-Dating is for the purpose of finding a spouse. You need at least one and half years, minimum, to two years, maximum, to get to know if the person is right for you. Anything less and beyond that, is at best, foolish and at worst, immoral.

-Children should never be left under the care of nannies, or sent to day care centers. Mothers should become an at-home mom to raise kids, instead of making their career a priority.

Congratulations. Now, call your HMO, or is it the lawyer? Try both.