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Some stupid jokes.

Posted by tennisplanet on December 31, 2007

-When people marry more than once, it’s called polygamy. But when people marry only once, it’s called monotony.

-The doctor’s office was crowded as usual, but the doctor was moving at his usual snail’s pace. After waiting for two hours, an old man slowly stood up and started walking toward the door.

“Where are you going?” the receptionist called out.

“Well,” he said, “I figured I’d go home and die a natural death.”

-What did 2 say to 3 about the unruly 6?

“Don’t mind him. He’s just a product of our times.”

-The kids had been begging for weeks, so their mom finally gave in and bought them a hamster. But just as she had feared, she was the one who wound up taking care of it.

One evening exasperated, she sat them down and asked, “Why did you even want that darn thing? How many times do you it would have died if I hadn’t been looking after it for you?

“I don’t know,” her son said. “Once?” 

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Can someone please inform me who Greg Norman’s next best friend is? I can’t take the suspense any longer!!!

Posted by tennisplanet on December 30, 2007

How many freaking splits should this freaking picture have?

If you have no idea, what I am talking about, please get right back on those drugs.

Who’s next? Is he going to convince Navaratilova to move over to this side? Oh, wait, but that won’t break a family. So that’s out. How about Tracy Austin? Or Pam Shriver? They have to have underage, impressionable children for Greg to have any interest. What’s the point in making such a huge change in life, if there are not enough people trampled in the process?

And Evert, have you started the hunt for the fourth husband already? We now have the technology to produce kids from even your rotten eggs, so you can leave the trial of destruction behind, when you move this time.

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Mom wants me to date neighbor’s retarded 19-year old daugher. Her last hope for grandkids.

Posted by tennisplanet on December 29, 2007

This girl has trouble making friends for obvious reasons. She desperately needs to talk to someone. She has not had sex, as far as we know. People generally clear away when they see her coming. She rarely goes out. Has a weird dress sense. Mental age is that of a 10-year old. Parents have given up on her. She laughs at her own jokes. Others think they are sick. Spends all her time in front of the computer in her disorderly room…….. Wait a minute. This sounds familiar.

While the neighbor was narrating these wonderful qualities to my mom, all my mom was thinking of, was a perfect match for her – and grand kids. She figured, it can’t get any worse than this. This has to be the bottom.

She says we are made for each other. We have so much in common. She doesn’t even see the rationale of meeting or dating. She just wants to set the marriage date, and start the month count.

This is so humiliating. At least, I have had sex!!!! OK, it may not be with humans, but sex is sex is sex is sex is sex. Rest of the stuff I agree, but under protest.

Besides, I cannot marry. I don’t have any kids yet.

Am I still in America, or have I been transported to some military regime?

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Nice jewelry and ear rings. WHAT? What are YOU looking at?

Posted by tennisplanet on December 29, 2007

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Quotes from this year’s US Open.

Posted by tennisplanet on December 29, 2007

 

Justine Henin on Federer: “A lot of times you don’t understand how he can do it. The way he covers the court, it’s like he’s never forcing the game. He’s everywhere. His attitude never changes – winning, losing, if he doesn’t play well – he’s very calm. He is going to be the best player ever. I don’t see anyone who can stop him now”.

Federer, when asked about getting a coach: “I don’t need to sit down and talk about an opponent for an hour. Takes me basically 15 seconds [to come up with a game plan]. I know everything I need to know”.

Federer: ” It’s important that people respect what I do, and I think over the past couple years that has happened. There were times I felt people were like. . . . ” He shrugged. “It was a bit strange. But now I almost have the feeling [they know] they’re watching greatness. Especially after that fifth Wimbledon, that really put me in a different league. That Wimbledon and this US Open are going to change a lot of things”.

Federer: ” I do ask myself the question, How long is this run going to last? And the more I win, the more I ask myself. But I didn’t come here to lose in the final. I came to win.”

Federer on depth of the competition: “I disagree. I think the depth [on the men's tour] is much better now, 1 to 100″. The competition might look weaker, “because I’ve taken all the Grand Slams with Rafa. If Safin or Roddick and all these other guys would’ve gotten more, people would think there is much more depth now. But they didn’t. Because I’ve taken them all.”

And SI writer Price says: “In other words, world, take your consolation where you can. Federer has no rival, not really, not anywhere. And he’s ready to make the case, with his game and with his mouth, until you understand.”

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Britney Spears’s 16-year old, ‘on Nickelodeon’ sister is pregnant.

Posted by tennisplanet on December 28, 2007

 

It’s a stale story now, but is that new low? Are you freaking kidding me?

Pretty soon, if you are a 10 year old female and you have not been pregnant yet, you will be labelled a chronic spinster. Oops, spinster is for married females. My bad. So are we going to come up with a new word for this condition now? How about Stupiddumbidioticscrewedforlifenster?

And they are already working on the technology, where this baby will be born ALREADY pregnant. Why waste time? So now you will be a grandmother at barely 20. Now that’s what I call ‘moving on up’.

And this guy has to be the biggest nimrod there is. The joker is 19 years old, looking at serious prison time, for statutory rape, even before his kid is born. What a brilliant future for the whole family!!!!

And Britney’s mom says she was shocked. Are you freaking kidding me!!!!!! AND she has a book coming out on ‘good’ parenting. Is this a freaking joke!!!!!

What’s next? Mom giving birth to another girl? Call her Scaredforlifebeforebirth.

For cavepeople, Nickelodeon is a TV channel for kids. Does anybody see anything wrong with it? Or you think, as long as it’s not your daughter, you are OK? Get your head out of that sandbox, before you are part of this soap opera yourself.

Do you even want to wait for what Paris Hilton is bringing to a theatre near you?

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Djokovic finds his ‘Wawrinka’ to match Federer? They are now neck to neck or is it ……

Posted by tennisplanet on December 28, 2007

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This player will make the top five alongwith Fed, Djok and Nadal, by mid season 2008.

Posted by tennisplanet on December 28, 2007

Right now, we have Davydenko and Ferrer as No. 4 and 5 respectively. Who do you think this player is?

Barring injury, this player should easily make it to the No. 4 spot. He is the only one who can make both Djokovic and Nadal sweat – on their good day. Do you have a name yet?

Unless he turns out to be another Haas or Kiefer, and gets one injury after another, it seems, he is destined to be among the top four, from now on.

Another x factor is how he handles his off court battles. So far, both his fitness and poor on and off court demeanor, have sapped his game.

His potential mound is higher than Baghdatis, Berdych and Gasquet. Will he live up to it, or just fritter it away, and bring the wrath of his nation on himself?

And this player is ……………. Andy Murray.

Nadal: Although he has never beaten Nadal, he took him to an exhaustive five-setter at this year’s AO – the match that clearly prevented Nadal from going deeper in the draw, because of zero fuel. H2H: 0-2.

Djokovic: Murray was humiliated this year by Djokovic, in their two encounters. Djokovic not only won both in straight sets, but also dished a bagel. But Murray was not at his prime physically then. H2H: 0-3.

Federer: They have split the two meetings, both winning in straight sets. But Federer was too tired after Montreal at their second match. H2H: 1-1.

So the H2Hs don’t look too promising on paper. And that’s exactly the challenge Murray faces this year: Translate the hype, potential, talent etc. on to the court – from paper.

If Murray learns from his mistakes on the tour so far, this year could be an exact replica of the year Djokovic had this season.

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You have used the ‘running around like a chicken with its head cut off’ phrase, haven’t you? Have you seen it? Try this.

Posted by tennisplanet on December 28, 2007

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Siberian Tiger kills / mauls zoo visitors. Are zoos really required?

Posted by tennisplanet on December 27, 2007

 

Do we really need zoos? I guess we do, since my endless fascination for animals began at a zoo.

But still, isn’t it the extreme form of cruelty? It’s like putting you in prison. It’s OK, if you committed a crime and deserved it, but what have these beautiful and graceful animals done?

How about having a bird in a freaking cage? If you have that, please open that door and let her fly, please. Get yourself a therapist to calm your freaking nerves, instead. If you don’t have the balls to handle life’s pressure, why should a poor bird pay for your dysfunctional, miserable life?

That’s why I like the animal preserve they have in San Diego, California. It’s a huge piece of open space, an exact replica of the plains of Serengeti. Animals live in open space just like in the wild, with no cages. You take a train ride through the park, and admire the animals in their natural habitat.

I feel, most of the times, the attack is the result of years of humiliation and pent up hostility towards the human race. You cannot control nature forever. It will eventually find a way.

Those circus elephants and lions who go berserk, are just paying back for years of degradation, deprivation and injustices. That’s all.

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Next generation of tennis stars? From Gracie. Thanks.

Posted by tennisplanet on December 27, 2007

Gracie |It looks like little Jan Silva already has competition. Check this out from the Tennis.com site:
http://www.tennis.com/features/general/features.aspx?id=108988

While I can appreciate a parent getting behind a kid’s ‘dream’, what’s a bit disturbing to me is that the level of time, focus and money put into these kids’ tennis has to translate into their education taking a back-seat at perhaps too young an age. It’s one thing to drop out of formal schooling at 16, once one knows tennis is the life they want and they’ve got the talent, physique and mindset to pursue it, but what if one bombs out of tennis by that age? How far behind their peers will they be in a world where the competition for any kind of career will be just as fierce as it is for tennis?

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Nadal, this is a presser. What do you do when you sleep? Where’s Roddick when you need him?

Posted by tennisplanet on December 27, 2007

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Chakvetadze robbery thieves caught.

Posted by tennisplanet on December 27, 2007

 

Four robbers have been caught.

This incident is bound to affect my girl friend, emotionally. Luckily, it happened during the off-season, so she will have ample time to regroup for next year. But it must be devastating to have strangers break into your house at 4 am.

It has never ever happened to me (wonder why), but people have their own way of reacting to life’s crisis. Maybe, Chalks, you need to seek counseling. It can only help.

Here are some more pointers to keep save:

-Install motion lights ar0und the house. Well lit house is a not a good target.

-The ‘alarm system’ sign in the front yard, is known as a huge deterrent.

-Cut all shrubbery around the main entrance and around the house. If possible replace it with thorny bushes.

-Make sure to stop mail and the newspaper delivery, if you leave on vacation etc. That’s a dead give away.

-You can arrange for lights in your house to go on and off at set time, to give appearance of someone in the house after dark.

-Your alarm system works through your phone line. If it’s a land line, make sure it is protected. The bad guys can cut the phone line from the outside before they get busy, to ensure your alarm company or the monitoring center never gets the call.

-If you confront the thieves, don’t try to become a hero. Give up what you have, and co-operate. That’s still not a guarantee that you will not be harmed. There are numerous instances, where the homeowner complied with all their demands, but still was inflicted with bodily harm, just for fun.

-Move with me for a year. That’s how long it takes a new tenant here to get used to the ‘surroundings’.

Take care.

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Five teens to watch for next year. Really?

Posted by tennisplanet on December 27, 2007

Here are the five teens ATP thinks will rise in 2008.

Donald Young.

Marin Cilic.

Juan Martin del Potro.

Ernests Gulbis.

Evgeny Korolev.

Click here for more.

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Wishing all you freaking, guilt-inducing, manipulative freaks, a happy, prosperous and safe new year.

Posted by tennisplanet on December 26, 2007

 

For cavepeople, wondering about ‘guilt-inducing and manipulative’ remark, click here to fully comprehend the clever and sly nuts on this site.

BTW, the posts may get sporadic until the 3rd of January. I have to take the goats out at night, for their annual feast of ‘designer’ grass from my neighbor’s front yards. That’s my new year present for them. You don’t expect me to be awake the whole day after that, do you? Oh, wrong question to wrong freaks.

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Merry Christmas from Katie. Thanks.

Posted by tennisplanet on December 26, 2007

Katie |

Merry Christmas, TP, and all the cool people who post here. Here’s hoping Santa brought you all sharpeners for those rapier wits, and new Plasma TV’s that don’t ghost the tennis balls!

Katie

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Federer and Mirka play doubles. From Dee. Thanks.

Posted by tennisplanet on December 26, 2007

Dee |

Look what I found, If any one’s interested. Federer and Mirka doubles
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoEpkZyPo0k
You can get the rest of the sets from the same link.

Ok, If any one doesn’t want to watch all of them at least watch the last one[part 8]It has their interview. see where Mirka stands to serve.[Looked a bit odd to me]Enjoy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpczVU4keA&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0BAh_pRRTo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pt7Bj7PWi_8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZeoMQc5ca0&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmlTsv19Jec&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k-3gurcdFU&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGvh_nnDERM&feature=related

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The ONE player decidedly better than the rest, in his sport.

Posted by tennisplanet on December 25, 2007

Basketball – LeBron James.

Baseball – Alex Rodriguez.

Boxing – No one.

Tennis – Federer.

Golf – Tiger.

A. Football – No one?

Soccer – ?

Cricket – ?

There are just two players in the world, whose absence will bring the entire sport down.  Woods and Federer.

Woods definitely has an edge. Federer may have rejuvenated and renewed interest in tennis, from bored tennis fans and added some new ones to the stands, but Woods has brought in fans who are not even sports fans, leave alone golf.

People turn on to watch Tiger, even if they have no idea how golf is played, how the score is kept, or what is back 9. All they do is look at the scoreboard and determine where Woods is. Most have learnt about golf after watching Tiger, out of sheer necessity, grudgingly. Like someone in the basement.

If Woods was unable to play golf for whatever reason, golf will return to its original status of ‘just before Alzheimer kicks in’ novelty. Nobody gives a rat’s ass, if Woods is not in the lineup.

Federer is not far behind, but he is not in the same league. He has lifted half dead tennis fans from under the rock. Some new have joined in, of late. But he does not have the grip on the sport like Tiger has.

That means a lot considering golf is not as popular as tennis worldwide. Besides, Nadal may have shouldered some of Federer’s responsibility, whereas Woods is single-handedly holding the game by the cuff.

LeBron James may be next in line, but he is not even a candle to what they two have done and can do.

Nobody else is not even in the ball park.

Is there a way to decode the DNA of these two jokers to see if there is a way to duplicate, scientifically, what these two clowns have done / are capable of doing? Shouldn’t there be enough technology in place now, to accurately determine what combination of human genes are needed to reach these heights with such a huge margin?

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For late comers, here’s a great link from ‘otp’ on shhhwwitie Chakvetadze.

Posted by tennisplanet on December 25, 2007

Link will not work if you are alone and without clothes.

Move the cursor through the squares to view all. Geeeeezzzzz!!! I can’t believe how often I have to spoon feed you freaks.

Click here.

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Why we love tennis. From Jenny. Thanks.

Posted by tennisplanet on December 24, 2007

Jenny | Something for everyone – the reason why we love tennis – a vid for the young and older freaks – enjoy!

http://www.pcplanets.com/videoyoutube-Why-I-Love-Tennis.HYLwcTXzbGI.shtml

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Myskina is pregnant and single. What a shocker!!! From Roddick’s Girl. Thanks.

Posted by tennisplanet on December 23, 2007

Roddick’s Girl |

Have u heard the news ?
http://tennisinfoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/anastasia-myskina-pregnant.jpg
Anastasia Myskina is Pregnant and Single , shocked huh ?
u shouldn’t B coz it seems like Pregnancy is the new trend spreading world wide among celebs & famous athletes .

to read the whole thing , here’s the link :
http://tennisinfoblog.com/anastasia-myskina-pregnant-and-single

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Nadal is going through the pain / pleasure cycle.

Posted by tennisplanet on December 23, 2007

You have heard of this psycho babble BS: We are motivated more by pain than pleasure.

Nadal may have just completed the pleasure part of the cycle, and may now be entering the pain phase.

Ever since Nadal burst on the scene, his motivation was mainly to be the No. 1 player in the world. Maybe that was not the layer of the onion he could look at when he started. But by now, having won on clay and even hard surfaces, the layers of that onion have come off. What he is staring at now, is the last layer – the No. 1 rank.

You see, when you start, the prospect of being No. 1 is a little fuzzy. You first have to establish yourself on the tour, by winning some prestigious titles. That is your main focus, as you begin. No. 1 rank is on the back burner, until you have peeled the top few layers.

Having achieved that, this was the year, he made a serious onslaught on the top rank. In my view, the pain of not being the top dog, did not exceed the pleasure he envisioned on getting there. He considered it as gravy, rather than air and water, required to survive.

That may be the reason, he fell short. All that other stuff, like the knees, fitness etc. are only excuses to mask the real underlying current. That’s what happens. When the will is not there, these problems become larger than life, and appear as very reasonable and understandable alibis for not reaching the target.

But when the resolve is unshakable, these are the very obstacles that are front and center, as the insurmountable impediments, an individual overcame on his way to glory. They make the journey even more sweeter. History is replete with examples in practically every field of human endeavor, where seemingly impossible odds were pushed aside to attain the goal, fueled by pain rather than pleasure. Heard of Lance Armstrong, lately?

The freaking point is that this year, it was Nadal’s attempt at the No. 1 spot fueled by pleasure. How wonderful it would be to reach the top spot, instead of being on the verge of dying if it was not attained.

But next year, the tide is sure to turn. It’s going to be all pain, but for a new goal. This is when you will see the real Nadal, if there is one, despite all the talk about his knee, the physical nature of his game, his serve etc.

What is the new goal that’s so painful? Likelihood of him being pushed out of the No. 2 spot, to No. 3 and beyond. What do they say? ‘If you are not moving up, you are going down’.

Talk about real pain. You think that’s a bigger motivator to Nadal than getting to the No. 1 spot. You bet!!! Why? Because there’s pain involved. Simple.

Whatever effort he put in this year to topple Federer, will double and triple to avoid slipping down the food chain, unless he is dead.

Federer has been able to have that stranglehold on the top rank, mainly because losing it, is like life and death to him. It’s not some cherry on the cake. There’s too much pain there for him.

It appears, from the recent comments from Djokovic, that he may have lowered his sights from the No. 1 spot next year to the No. 2 spot. Unless, what he said is different from what he believes inside, and this is just part of his strategy t0 not wake up the giant on the top. Still, on the surface, at least, it does not appear that Djokovic has felt that pain of the top rank yet. It’s still bonus for him.

Federer recognizes and studies these trends minutely. He knows where each one of his real adversaries are. What is that Godfather BS? ‘Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer’. He knows exactly what he did to kick start this four year domination. He knows he is human, and anybody can duplicate that, within reason, if he applied himself.

If you don’t believe that, just look at yourself. If you are a master of something (yeah right), you know, what you did to get there, is not a big secret. Anybody can do that. It’s just that you took it a little more seriously than others. That’s why they say ‘Genius is one percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration’.

That’s one of the reasons why Federer and Sampras look so casual and lackadaisical. They know there is a giant within every one of their opponents, and they don’t want to be the one awakening it, with their aggressive display, on and off the court. How do they know that? Because they themselves were mortals once, until that spark ignited something in them, to start the glorious journey.

If you look at the careers of successful people worldwide, there was that one turning point, that propelled them to where they are today.

Does that mean, everyone of us have the ability to be the No. 1 player in the world. Sure we do, within reason. It’s the desire that is required. Rest is all logistics, that obeys the command of a strong desire fueled by pain instead of pleasure.

Get ready for a real battle for the No. 2 spot, because the pain is equal on both sides – Nadal and Djokovic.

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Video on cutie Chakvedatze’s robbery.

Posted by tennisplanet on December 22, 2007

Shhhhe isshhh shhhhhhoo shhhhhwweet.

Her sofa is the same color, mine is, OK was, originally!!!! That should mean something, don’t you think? Sofas are known to start, lot more than just a relationship. It can happen. I can dream!!! I have found common ground, finally. Now, if I can only bring out the original color to show somehow, as proof. Where is the metal scrapper?

Click here.

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53 singles titles. What is the history vs greats?

Posted by tennisplanet on December 22, 2007

 

Here are most of the jokers who have reached No. 53 and beyond. Chart shows at what age, and how many years after turning pro, did they get to no. 53.

Everyone except Agassi, Sampras and Vilas got there before Federer, in both the age and pro categories. Connors and Borg were on a blistering pace.

Clown Age No of yrs after turning pro Career singles titles
Connors 24 4 109
Lendl 25 7 94
Sampras 27 10 64
McEnroe 25 6 77
Borg 24 6 62
Vilas 30 13 62
Agassi 32 16 60
Federer 26 9 53
 
 
 

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Who (mens) has the most titles (singles and doubles), and how many, since 1968?

Posted by tennisplanet on December 22, 2007

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Will Federer be in Wimbledon stands next, when this kid plays?

Posted by tennisplanet on December 22, 2007

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Federer, if you did that in Australia, you would be taxed. ‘Exhaust’ your quota for the month, before you leave Dubai!!!

Posted by tennisplanet on December 21, 2007

If you have doubts, click here.
This is such a classy site.

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Is the traffic going in, or coming out of the freeway?

Posted by tennisplanet on December 21, 2007

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If you are a tightwad like Federer, where do you store 53 trophies?

Posted by tennisplanet on December 21, 2007

 

What is the freaking rationale of living in an apartment, with all that money at your disposal? What are you saving all that money for? Hair cut? Or is that your attempt to fool people that you have no money, so no one burglarizes your home? You blew that with that hair cut, for good.

Where are those 53 trophies anyway? They have to be taking up at least two rooms in that tiny apartment, or is it public storage to the rescue? 

 

Get a freaking decent house, and have a special room for your trophies, like human beings do. Maybe that’s what Mirka is trying to hint at, with all that extra baggage – need more space!!!!???

Not hiring ball boys for even your practice sessions, is the freaking limit. How far back do we have to go in your life, to justify this? Let’s start with how much pocket money did you get growing up? Or was there none, to spur this idiosyncrasy? Or was there a priest in your early life? We Americans blame everything on it. Hey, it works!!!

Would you consider one of many rehabs here, for your stinginess?

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See with your tongue. From Gracie. Thanks.

Posted by tennisplanet on December 21, 2007

Gracie |

TP, here’s another one: See with your tongue. (Ok, get yer mind outta the gutter!) Check it out.
Eva, I think if one was blind, something like this might have the future looking pretty good.

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Best friends on the tennis tour.

Posted by tennisplanet on December 21, 2007

Who are the jokers most comfortable with each other? Is this the ‘birds of feather, flock together’ deal?

Roddick – Mardy Fish?

Federer – Henman/ Wawrinka.

Nadal – Moya.

Djokovic – Djokovic.

Murray – His brother (has no choice).

Ferrer – Robredo?

Karlovic – Nearest tree or building.

Querrey – Isner?

Davydenko – Money.

Serena – Venus.

Chakvetadze – TP (Just move to the next one, you cheap freaks!!!).

Sharapova – Not in existence, yet.

Justine – Hinges.

Jankovic – Ivanovic.

Yuri – Patrick McEnroe.

Baghdatis – Gasquet?

Seles – Davenport?

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Is humiliation the motivation, for the rest on the tour, to step up?

Posted by tennisplanet on December 21, 2007

How can one guy be so good, for so long, with such a huge margin? Have others reached the ceiling as far as improvement is concerned? As they say, there’s always room for improvement.

Have the rest of the jokers given up? It appears Nadal, the only shining light, seems to have also broken down after banging his butt against the wall. He gave his all, but the tide is turning fast and hard.

Will humiliation work? It works for most people with a healthy ego.

Remember Shaq, some guy who plays in the NBA. For cavepeople, he used to play for the Los Angeles Lakers, and was in great part, responsible for the three straight NBA championships Lakers won. Kobe Bryant helped out along the way. But the two superstars could not get along. The feud boiled over to the extent that the owner of the team, decided to literally kick the big fella out of Los Angeles, in favor of Kobe Bryant.

That was like the biggest insult of Shaq’s career. He was considered indispensable. He got traded to Miami Heat.

What do you think was the No. 1 priority of his life since then? Yeah, to make the Lakers regret that decision by winning the championship for Miami heat.

Despite being over 30 and overweight, he got down to accomplishing his mission, by not only accepting a lower salary, which he vehemently refused at Los Angeles, but he also shed a 1000 pounds, to be in the best shape for a long time.

What happened? In his first year, he took Miami to their first ever Eastern Conference finals and could have gone all the way, if Wade had not suffered his injury. Media and disgruntled Los Angeles fans piled on, and ridiculed him by calling him fat and over the hill, thereby implying that Lakers’ decision to trade him was justified. You think that upped the intensity of the fire burning under his fanny? You bet!!!!

He came back next year, even stronger, and accomplished the goal by bringing the NBA championship to Miami for the first time in history. But what happened after that is even more fascinating.

Once he had thumbed his nose at the Lakers, by winning, the next year, he declined steeply. His numbers were the lowest they were in his entire career. And this year, Miami is the worst team in the entire NBA. Coincidence? His numbers are not bad this year, they are downright embarrassing.

Are you freaking getting this? Or do I have to put two and two together for you. GEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!

Maybe, ATP needs to fire Nadal from the tour, for his short picking, delay tactics, whatever, cook something up, who cares. Make it as embarrassing as possible. Let his manhood feel it. You think he has pride and ego? Are you freaking kidding me!!!!!! You think you will see a new Nadal when he returns from exile? I’ll bet my, well, couch on it. That IS the most expensive item in the basement, in case you are wondering. It is, OK was, pure leather.

What to do with Djokovic? Bar him from all press conferences for one year. Construct a new ball that goes through your face after the sixth bounce.

Point is that these jokers have given up mentally. There is no way you can tell me that if these jokers are given the right stimulation, that their game would not improve. Everyone has that extra gear, which only gets engaged when ‘where’s there’s a will, there’s a way’ kicks in.

You think Safin can be motivated? Now we are talking.

If you still don’t buy this crap, look into your own miserable lives, and you will find those peaks and valleys, closely related to how bad you wanted something.

Federer just wants it way more than any clown on the tour. Duh!!!!!!!!!

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Blake-Federer relationship is special.

Posted by tennisplanet on December 20, 2007

It proves, how important timing is, in life. There’s no greater joy in helping someone at the peak of his/her distress. Or the time he/she needs it the most. It’s like hitting a bull’s eye on the dart board. It’s sweetest sensation for both the receiver and the giver.

It’s amazing to see the bond these two have developed, based on just one card. It’s beautiful to watch. For people in coma, just dragging their carcasses out from under that rock, Federer sent Blake a ‘get well’ card at the hospital when he was sick. GEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!

The key to achieving this state, is to perform the act selflessly. It’s not a stretch to predict that both of them will always be in touch in this life, no matter where they are, and will maintain the utmost respect for each other.

That’s where Federer missed out. He has been asking for some favors in return. Blake has devoted a whole chapter in his book, on how Federer has demanded easier encounters at the US Open. Blake also mentioned Federer’s interest in inter-racial marriages. To avoid detection, Wawrinka has been the conduit for all such unreasonable and ‘under the table’ demands from Federer. Blake has also explained some of the ‘real’ reasons, Djokovic lost in straight sets at this year’s US Open.

I knew it!!!!! Federer was too good to be true. There’s another book coming out from some Swiss player, which has been put on hold very suspiciously.

I know all of you freaks have done, not even a single act of goodness, WITHOUT expecting anything in return. Hey, I never said I did. But what do they say ‘Do what I say, not what I do’.

This is the season to break that record, and make someone happy just for the sake of it. I know it is a foreign idea to all you cheap freaks, but trust me, it pays many times over.

Find a cause and way, to make it happen. GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roger Federer vs Rod Laver debate. From boxingary. Thanks.

Posted by tennisplanet on December 20, 2007

boxingary |

Rog/Rod GOAT Debate:

On the one hand, you have a player who
wins three out of four slams and competitively loses
the other one to the most dominant clay-courter since Borg,
then goes out the NEXT year and does the EXACT SAME THING.

On the other hand, you have a player who wins all four slams,
then goes out the NEXT year and makes it to the final match
in NONE of them.

I know which one I’m more impressed with.
To draw an analogy, I’ve never heard anyone claim that 1961 made Maris a greater home-run hitter than Ruth.

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How do you know, if four guys sitting at a bar are gay?

Posted by tennisplanet on December 20, 2007

The bar stools are turned upside down.

Lame, stale…. OK, OK, I get it. GEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!

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