I have been warning Mirka to go ‘missionary’ only. But she won’t listen. And is it too much to ask to apply freaking nail polish? Geeezzzz!!!
Posted by tennisplanet on October 6, 2008
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C said
TP, you are crack me up..ha ha ha
Claire said
TP, You are soo bad; where do you get this kind of stuff???
Gracie said
OMG you are SOOO bad!
jOHN tp said
This one when Fed got massage in the Court.
bunnee said
it was me giving him the once over…
Deep South Girl said
Bunnee—you wish!
MIKE__ said
Looks like Fed’s getting a “full-release” massage … lol.
MIKE__ said
FEDERER: “OH YEAH BABY, DON’T STOP!! I’M ALMOST THERE!! … OOOOHH!! AAAHHH!! YESS!!$%#!!!”
Adrian said
jajajaja TP, you are too much!! jaja
GG said
wow orgasm LOL
Stroopwaffle said
You mean reverse missionary? C’mon Mirka, assume the position!!! Wawrinka might be competition this time….
ricke said
That was priceless!!! Love it!!
chieko said
Tp san you are very very naughty again. Nonetheless thank you for this video.
Dee said
so funny!Youuuuu are……
Roddick's Girl (aka Fatma) said
ur so naughty TP
luv it , So damn Funny