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m said
Pleez to NOT haz teh Paris Hilton on teh smarrt peepulz’ tennys bloggg.
Especially on a day when Ginepri has upset Davydenko.
kthnxxxbaiiiiiiiiii
Deep South Girl said
LOL-LOL-LOL-LOL
M-HTH do you think of all these funny things?
Deep South Girl said
M–
Your above blog reminds me of when I had a little parrot, Beeper, who was a penpal with a little parrot friend in Atlanta. Beeper tried very hard but he wasn’t very good in spelling. Once I read his tiny letter (and I was shocked to see what was on his mind).
He wrote:
deer mis kitti–mai beek drules with affexshun four yoo. I heart yur cloaca.
sined-beeper.
I didn’t know he thoughyt of such things–much less to entrust it to the mail!
This really happened about five years ago
Gracie said
LO-freakin-L! Good one, TP.
I am really glad to have you ‘back again’…