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Claire said
1. Murray – takes the worse pictures – terrible expressions.
. But, why does
His pants fit pretty weird if you know what I mean!
2. Roddick – what’s with the hair – why the extreme cut –
don’t know if I’d like waking up to those big
eyes! My friends daughter has similar eyes and
her lids don’t actually close totally over her
eyes when she sleeps – kinda creepy looking.
3. Venus’ mom – did she just finish mopping the floors and
decided to wear the mop?
4. Janokvic- she sure loves showing that bod off – leaning
over and showing her “panties”!!
5. Federer – perfect in every picture!!
it look like Federer is giving pointers to Murray?
6. Mirka – is that phone attached to her hand; does she have
that many friends to call? She seems to be
holding that weight steady – bet she looks fine in
person!
Would tell you how “perfect” I am but this is long enough!!!
TheHumbleOne said
TP: Appreciate the pic of JJ bending over… but she DOES seem to enjoy the attention she gets, doesn’t she?
and What Is Up with Serena & Venus’ mom? Is static electricity THAT strong????
…I thought Halloween was done a week ago…
Jenny said
I don’t like those suits!
Dee said
Really really good pics. I love the one – Jelena’s hair up in the air. Then the one- Venus’s mum smiling.
Stroopwaffle said
You know, I’ve always felt like this about Andy Roddick. There’s a certain amount of arrogance in his face, his posture, his demeanor, his perpetual smirk… Perhaps he doesn’t mean to look that way, or maybe he was born looking that way, but it just makes him so unlikeable to me. I know you’re not supposed to judge a person by his looks, but he just reeks of arrogance.
Is JJ trying to seek so much attention on th court ’cause she can’t get any in private? Know you’d appreciate that, Humble.
Kuznetsova! She looks more and more crazed as each tourney goes by. Maybe not being able to win one is driving her to look that way. That last photo: Nostradamus.
m said
A-Rod looking studious and dignified.
A-Mur with shave and haircut.
World ending soon?
Ladies look gorgeous and are playing to win.
(Beautiful closeups. Props to TP and photogs.)
Polito and Rogi look … um … *withholds more revealing adjectives*
Darth Federer is practicing like he has come to conquer but I’m still shaking my head over the exhos and wondering what painkillers we don’t know about. *shades of Andre*
*is anxious*
m said
Stroopwaffle – you are funny.
Jenny – where is your guest column? I think we are going to need it this tourney. I don’t want to have to get loud with the requests in here.
TuckerP said
Federer is smart. As a one hander, he’s teaching Murray how to hit a two hander. Maybe he is screwing up Murray’s game?
I would love to be a trainer…
Defrogerer said
Jenny,I dont like the suits either, but only 2 people look good in them,Roger and Djokovic.Same as always.
HairAffair said
Roger should occasionally brush his hair off that gorgeous forhead & to the side when in suits. He’s done it in the past (on some award ceremonies & various ads) & it looks great.
On court, IMO he has the best hair & hair style of any athlete in the world.
ricke said
Roger looks really, really, really…. well you get the idea…. great in that suit.
Carolee said
Federer look great in black, Murry is too pale to wear black well as is Roddick. Why do they all have to wear the same thing?
avidtennisfan73 said
Jenny,
I’m with you, the suits do not look good on any of the men. The shiny texture makes them look cheap and “pimpy.”
m said
Dee, I love that “hair in the air” picture of Jelena too.
Defrogerer, I must protest. JMDP looks good also (well, as good as the suits will allow).
Roger would make a suit made of paper look good. (Can we try that …? Kidding. Sort of.)
Carolee, I think they have the players wear some version of the same thing every year. You should have seen the year of the Pictures with the Striped Ties. Looking at them was like vertigo.
Who dressed A-Mur and let him wear that belt, is what I want to know.
Does it say “Boss” on the buckle, like Hugo Boss? Surely they had something else in their collection that would have suited him. They dress some of the other men on tour – they could have done better.
*head thump to Hugo Boss stylists*
Deep South Girl said
Yeah. I agree Avidfan, the suits do definitely scream cheapissimo.
Agree cum Stroopwaffle.
Dee, do you mean that you LIKE Serena’s mom’s hair?
Sol said
Jenny and Co.,
I’m with you on the suits issue. They all look like pimps. And I never thought anyone could compete with Roger in the nose department but these pix make Andy and Andy look like they have huge noses. Something’s wrong with these pictures.
M,
“A-Mur”, lol. And yes he is too pale to wear black.
Roger, on the other hand, yumm.
Dee said
DSG, I like her smile. I think she is wearing a wig.
TheHumbleOne said
Dee, I think that “wig” used to be alive…maybe still is… :p
Deep South Girl said
Dee, if it is a wig then her wigstress should be fired.
Deep South Girl said
To Juan Martin del Potro:
Please excuse my boldness in saying this but:
PLease stop wearing the sleeveless shirts. Nadal is the only one who can get away with it, IMHO.
I think you are too slim for that—-it just doesn’t suit you.
You’re a very handsome man but I loved the longer hair and I don’t love the sleeveless shirt.
TheHumbleOne said
I don’t know, DeepGirl, I think DelPotro COULD pull off those shirts if he beefs up his body a bit; but the problem is in his long face… Kinda’ like Novak Djokovic. Anyway, I hope DelPotty-Boy can come up with a suitable unique style that sets him apart from the rest.
m said
“Federer – perfect in every picture!!”
I don’t know, Claire – I don’t love his solo picture this year; strange lighting or angle or something. I think the photographer was jealous.
DSG, THO – it’s about Polito’s shirt’s proportion, relative to everything else. The waist needs to come in a little (particularly with those baggy shorts, since his torso is so long) and the neck to sleeve needs to be slightly wider.
Plus, lighter colors are better for him. Did you see the white one he wore against Richard in the Stuttgart final? That looked … um … fine.
*swoons*