Presidential Library for W. From Stroopwaffle. Thanks.
Posted by tennisplanet on December 2, 2008
STROOPWAFFLE
Source from a blogger huffy2001 at The Huffington Post:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/12/01/bush-uses-final-50-days-i_n_147561.html
Just thought this would be funny. We need a good laugh, right? Hope Bush signs up for SNL.
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Presidential Library for W
Dear Fellow Constituent
The George W Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages and accepting donations. The Library will include:
The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.
The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won’t be able to remember anything.
The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don’t even have to show up.
The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don’t let you in.
The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don’t let you out.
The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.
The National Debt Room, which is huge and has no ceiling.
The Tax Cut Room, with entry only to the wealthy.
The Economy Room, which is in the toilet.
The Iraq War Room. (After you complete your first visit, they make you to go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth visit.)
The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shotgun gallery.
The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.
The Supreme Court Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.
The Airport Men’s Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.
The Decider Room, complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws.
Note: The library will feature an electron microscope to help you locate and view the President’s accomplishments.
The library will also include many famous Quotes by George W. Bush:
‘The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.’
‘If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.’
‘Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.’
‘No senior citizen should ever have to choose between prescription drugs and medicine.’
‘I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy – but that could change.’
‘One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is ‘to be prepared’.’
‘Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.’
‘I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.’
‘The future will be better tomorrow.’
‘We’re going to have the best educated American people in the world.’
‘One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.’ (during an education photo-op)
‘Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.’
‘We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.’
‘It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.’
‘I stand by all the misstatements that I’ve made.’…George W. Bush to Sam Donaldson
PLEASE GIVE GENEROUSLY!
Sincerely,
Jack Abramoff, Co-Chair G.W. Bush Library Board of Directors
TheHumbleOne said
Thanks, Stroopy!
How ’bout adding the PRESIDENTIAL READING ROOM, where Dubya can read & educate to us, and get us learned on some stuff. On the walls would be inspirational messages and memorable George W. quotes like:
“They misunderestimated me.” (November 6, 2000)
“Reading is the basics for all learning.” (March 28, 2000)
“You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.” (February 21, 2001)
“Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?” (January 11, 2000)
“Childrens do learn when standards are high and results are measured.” (Sept. 26, 2007)
Sarah said
OMG! And he was elected TWICE. Thanks TP, you made my day.
Deep South Girl said
OMG! Stroop–what a find! The quotations were SO funny and at the same time rather scary because of who it was saying them. I heard a few of those from his speeches and every time I’d ask myself,”Am I hearing what I think I’m hearing?”
There is an hilarious Andy Dick/George Bush entry on youtube.
Thanks for the post! (I wonder if YOU KNOW WHO has read it yet? I guess we’ll soon find out.”
somebody else said
How ironic, dedicating a library to someone who doesn’t read.
Mordecai said
Find some truthful sources you Bush-haters…all of these are rehashed mis-quotes…see link below…
http://www.snopes.com/quotes/candidate.asp
It’s funny how people who think they are so enlightened are actually shown for what they really are.
Deep South Girl said
Somebody—lololol