Three players likely to suffer career-ending injuries next season, if they have not already, that is.

-Nadal. Duh!!! This was the first year that Nadal’s doctor used the ‘career-ending’ phrase: “Injury is not career threatening”. 

-Serena: Too much weight, ego and knee problems.

-Sharapova: Too much shoulder pain and bad karma.

Why is just one clown looking into the camera? Something’s fishy here. If Safin’s hairline doesn’t recede in the next two years, I am stating the obvious.

Then hydraulics is holding up the ‘other’ stuff?

How stupid is this auto bail out BS?

I mean, isn’t the recovery of the auto industry solely dependent on the consumers buying American cars? Isn’t that the main reason Japanese auto makers are in the black while US makers wallow in red?

With that as a premise, how giving these nimrods money will revive sales? Are they going to use that money to overnight radically transform American cars into a more reliable option than their Japanese counterparts?

Isn’t that the only use of money that will stop the hemorrhaging? Any other application and you are just making sure the flushing continues.

With the Japanese reliability factor deeply entrenched in US psyche by now, even if these dirt-bags are able to produce a superior car tomorrow, it will take a long time for the consumers to come back.

And that in today’s climate may not be long enough for the misfortunes to turn around to save Detroit from complete extinction.

So this $15 billion dollars for three months is just a start of your tax dollars being flushed by clowns who have no clue what they themselves are doing, forget about the competition.