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Player specialties. From drpat. Thanks.
Posted by tennisplanet on April 25, 2009
DRPAT
if you are on your way on becoming a pro tennis player. which players would you consult for their ’specialties’ to keep you one step ahead on tour.
roger: have a long relation with your girlfriend no matter how fat she gets.
how to satisfy your girlfriend with diamonds.
how to handle being your girlfriends slave.
how to stay alive when your girlfriend dont feed you on tour.
how to increase your right hand mass without altering your left hand, keeping
it aerodynamic for ball tossing.
get rid of sweat thats on your eye brow.
how to use ‘you know’ in everything you say and to use it through out your
life time, making interviews quick and easy
how to hate playing 3 setters and love playing 5 setters
nadal: how to obay uncles demands
how not to throw your racket or show anger when uncles watching
humble
how to stay playing in atp tour instead of playing in wheelchair tennis
Wawrinka: how to be rogers ‘boyfriend’ …. if you want
stephneck: hook up with all the hotties no matter your age
be a good joke on the court
how to do the worm, on a tennis court
vadasco: monsterisation
the power of the ‘palm’.
create a solid hairstyle
do add some.
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