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Top concern of whoever wants to win the title for the match tomorrow.

Posted by tennisplanet on June 30, 2009

Other than Federer whose match should be shortest one (irrespective of who wins in how many sets), all others have to not only win the match but more importantly (if they want to win the title) keep the time on court to the minimum.

Here are the numbers on that for the contenders:

Federer: 7:44.

Murray: 9:41.

Djokovic: 8:54.

Roddick: 8:48.

That number after tomorrow’s match may determine if the other finalist can even make the final encounter against Federer competitive.

In Djokovic’s case just making things interesting in the semis will be dictated by that number.

Unless Federer’s UE stat comes in to rescue the field, this TOC stat should prove decisive.

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Which match tomorrow is most likely to be a thriller?

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It must be love: Safina.

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Letter to Mr. and Mrs. Federer.

Posted by tennisplanet on June 30, 2009

As you two have noticed I have this tendency to unearth dirt about everyone with a special taste for the two of you. I am also capable of making up stuff with a very real shot of credibility.

I am willing to back off on that and quit on the stuff I have / am currently working on under one condition. First the stuff that may disappear if the condition is met:

-Wawrinka.

-Fat Mirka.

-Pinocchio nose.

-No teeth.

-Mental frailty.

-Worst loser in the history of sports.

-Being trapped in marriage etc. etc.

The condition?

The kid should be raised wholly and solely by Mirka and NOT by any maid or other BS. That includes everything from changing clothes to diapers to bathing whatfreakingever.

The kid should not be tortured with the hectic tour schedule at least for the first year. Should stay home with mom and grandparents.

Any violation and I will back with my shovel digging up new and improved stuff.

Compliance, and I might mend my ways – a little.

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It must be love – Serena. From Sarah. Thanks.

Posted by tennisplanet on June 30, 2009

SARAH

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Who, other than the obvious ones, has the most belief in winning the title?

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Photos.

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And what’s the freaking rationale of wearing skin tight clothes now?

Posted by tennisplanet on June 30, 2009

Wouldn’t it be more comfortable to both the mother and the baby to be clothed in loose apparel? Or is that fashion bug so hard to give up?

FYI, it’s not making any difference. It didn’t when you were ‘normal’ either. Get freaking practical. After all, you already have the guy trapped now. What’s the need?

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Karlovic to Federer.

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Spain leaves Nadal off Davis Cup lineup. From Jenny. Thanks.

Posted by tennisplanet on June 30, 2009

JENNY

Rafael Nadal will not compete in Spain’s DC tie against Germany in July.

Click here.

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Elena doing her ‘thang’. From Blake. Thanks.

Posted by tennisplanet on June 30, 2009

BLAKE

Absolutely no idea what she’s selling, but, well… here’s Elena Dementieva doing her thang:

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Wimbledon roof closes for the first time.

Posted by tennisplanet on June 29, 2009

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Serbian resurgence over after just two Slams?

Posted by tennisplanet on June 29, 2009

While I never considered Ivanovic and Jelena Slam material, Djokovic did fool a lot of people with his mini run at the beginning of last season.

He may have restored some of that lost magic during this clay season, but to reach those glory days, nothing short of Slam win – over the other top three clowns – will hold water now.

That loss to Haas at Halle last week with a break stick in the deciding set further eroded that Slam image he had built for himself last year. It will now be considered an upset if he wins a Slam under current conditions.

Was this the case of people not able to handle the money, fame etc. that comes with the territory further accentuated by your small cat country upbringing? Is this just another Baghdatis syndrome in play?

When historically you are not the one from a line of achievers, it requires a special mindset to be able to take all the strappings in stride. Federer?

Is this another one-Slam wonder of our time then?

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Federer vs Soderling @ Wimbledon.

Posted by tennisplanet on June 29, 2009

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I don’t think these ‘subtle’ gestures should be allowed on court. They erode my innocence.

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Who’s winning the women’s hardware this year?

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Quarterfinals are set @ Wimbledon.

Posted by tennisplanet on June 29, 2009

Roddick vs Hewitt.

Murray vs Ferrero.

Djokovic vs Haas.

Federer vs Karlovic.

Except for maybe Federer, the other contenders may have received a gift. I mean, Roddick could have had Del Potro, Murray - Simon and Djokovic - Cilic. Federer would have preferred Verdasco any freaking day.

If any prediction at this point is to be made on ONE stat (UE), Federer clearly is way ahead of the pack. He has just 49 after four matches compared to 98 for Murray, 87 for Djokovic and 58 for Roddick.

Wawrinka may have done just enough to compensate for that Monte Carlo win over Federer by extending and exposing Murray, thereby virtually assuring a sixth Wimbledon.

Murray was clearly out of steam late in the match – a point Federer will take note of and exploit if Murray is lucky enough now to make it to the finals. With this match, Federer’s focus may have already shifted to Djokovic in the semifinals.

Of the four contenders, Djokovic is the only one to have lost just one set so far – like Federer. Both Murray and Roddick have lost three a piece.

Although Djokovic has had a lot easier line up upto here, it’s the ‘time on court’ for Djokovic that has historically proven to be deadly. He is just an hour over Federer so far. If Haas fails to repeat his Halle showing, Djokovic may meet Federer with lot fresher legs than if he was on the other side of the draw.

After this Murray match today, Roddick’s chances of making it to the finals have opened up significantly. Even though he had no shot against a 100 percent Murray, given current conditions Murray may face him after expending everything in his match against Ferrero.

But Roddick’s Federer burn will start to kick in soon. Closer he gets to the finals, just the mere prospect of facing Federer again, forget the surface, is bound to subconsciously trigger his self destructive gear to avoid any further humiliation with Decker in the stands.

Or has he now passed the ‘who cares’ point by now? After all the H2H now stands at 18-2.

If Roddick faces Djokovic in the finals, Roddick WILL most probably win his second Slam. But so far that’s just a 50/50 if not 60/40 for Federer.

But Federer has his hands full with an unpredictable Karlovic next. H2H stands at 8-1 for Federer but of the 12 tie-breaks they have played in those 9 matches, Karlovic has won three of them. Two of them in that win at Cincy.

So it’s not any way as routine and rhythmic as Verdasco would have been. Additionally dispatching a new and improved Verdasco has got to raise some chemical in Karlovic’s system to feel pretty optimistic.

But unless Federer reverts to his inconsistent ways, Karlovic winning three sets is not likely to happen. It would be like losing to Haas at the just concluded Roland Garros – for Federer.

If you are to go out, you want to go out swinging against the contenders, if not the eventual champion instead of this freak.

As things stand today, any upset appears remote at any of the four matches, although Murray may be just delaying it by one match with a win over Ferrero if it goes beyond three sets.

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Have you sensed the pathetic mother-girl friend competition in the players’ box yet?

Posted by tennisplanet on June 29, 2009

Competition to show they are more excited than the other one on the point won / win etc.

Obviously the mother is the one who needs to prove that over and over again compared to the one ‘dishing’ it. It’s written all over her face. From Federer’s to Murray’s to Djokovic’s to Nadal’s.

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Photos.

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Sampras is not sure about coming? From Sarah. Thanks.

Posted by tennisplanet on June 29, 2009

SARAH

What do you think Terez...Should I make an appearance?

Click here.

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Federer on Soderling, baby & more. From Sarah. Thanks.

Posted by tennisplanet on June 29, 2009

SARAH

Click here.

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Royal squeeze?

Posted by tennisplanet on June 28, 2009

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How many milk bottles today, maam? And is that baby starting to look like me now?

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Two strokes for one shot?

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Who is this? First correct answer = Wall Of Fame listing.

Posted by tennisplanet on June 28, 2009

Hint: He was amongst the top 15 last year.

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ONE lesson from Michael Jackson’s and other similar high profile deaths.

Posted by tennisplanet on June 28, 2009

You cannot let your emotions rule you. You cannot be an emotional clown to survive the hard knocks consistently over long haul.

From Elvis Presley to Anna Nicole Smith to Lindsey Lohan (is she still alive?) to whoever the pattern is unmistakable.

Anytime you are moved uncontrollably by either the good or the bad times, you are travelling on the wrong road.

Anyone in tennis on that path? Borg (suicide attempt), Federer (the constant crying?), McEnroe (three marriages?), Serena?

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What’s up with US beating the crap out of soccer champs?

Posted by tennisplanet on June 28, 2009

US beat what reigning world champs, Spain and today had a 2-0 lead before losing to the Ali of soccer, Brazil 2-3?

If we can do that consistently at a sport two people watch in the entire freaking country, then someone from the soccer nation has to come and beat us at Basketball, American Football or Baseball to just validate their sport cred.

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“Babe, set and match: How looks count for more than talent when they decide which girls will play on Centre Court”. From YMD. Thanks.

Posted by tennisplanet on June 28, 2009

YMD

“Babe, set and match: How looks count for more than talent when they decide which girls will play on Centre Court”

Click here.

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World’s Ugliest Dog Contest.

Posted by tennisplanet on June 28, 2009

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Next Wall Of Fame ‘honorable mention’ contest. ALL comments (from other posts too) go in moderation for contest duration.

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Who will be performing the most cartwheels on watching Sampras’s No. 14 get eclipsed?

First correct answer = Honorable mention @ Wall Of Fame.

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The ONE gear, which only Murray can engage, to rattle Federer here.

Posted by tennisplanet on June 28, 2009

No, even Djokovic is without that weapon. Djokovic relies more on Federer to falter than any area of his own game to win, by and large.

So what’s that gear?

Morphing into Canas. Work to send so many balls back – with interest – that Federer is forced to go for more / lines/ acute angles thereby inflating the UE stat.

While attacking Federer’s backhand has been the open secret, if the above strategy is able to pierce the forehand the gains will be far more fruitful and immediate.

That may be ONE huge reason for six straight wins Murray has had over Federer.

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Has Sampras bought the ‘hated’ airline ticket yet?

Posted by tennisplanet on June 28, 2009

Or he is still hoping for Djokovic to pull off ‘the ’08 Australian Open’?

Once he is here he will experience first hand what Borg went through last year, unless Murray is so dominant to not let butterflies even take flight.

But at least one thing’s for sure: The journey at least forced Federer to realize how tough it is compared to the passing reference he was destined and predicted for.

Federer’s struggle towards No. 15 has savored some of the effort and sacrifice Sampras put in to get there. It could have been a lot worse if Federer was already at No. 18 now.

But Sampras deserves credit for being consistently gracious even in his life after tennis, unlike most everybody else who appeared to have waivered after leaving the game – on the wrong side.

But it will be a sweet-sour moment for Sampras for a variety of reasons. For fans it will be a treat to have two great champions together on centre court – for the second time.

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Who has been the most dominant tennis player in open era?

Posted by tennisplanet on June 28, 2009

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How can Nadal’s parents make it even uglier for their son?

Posted by tennisplanet on June 28, 2009

By showing up with a teenager on their arm at their next on-court appearance?

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Remember the Hulk Hogan break up? Within days both morons had hooked up with partners fit to be their grand child.

Or will they just stop at being Richard Williams – meaning just one will bite the dust?

Brooklyn Decker, I am putting in my application in advance.

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Comment moderation.

Posted by tennisplanet on June 28, 2009

Probably the software needs to sort itself out because it’s moderating some of you for no reason.

Will wait for a few more days before taking corrective action.

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