Tennis Planet

Official Freaking Site Of Tennis Freaking Fans Worldwide.

Tracking the freaks.

Posted by tennisplanet on July 13, 2009

Is the era of the freaks about to dawn? Here’s where these clowns currently stand:

Del Potro: Career high No. 5 rank at age 20. Currently at No. 6. Career titles: 5. Nicknames: Enano, Palito and Delpo. Father: Veterinarian. Mother: Teacher. Fav surface: Hard (US Open?) Would pursue architecture if not tennis.

Cilic: Career high No. 13 rank at age 20. Currently at No. 14. Nickname: Mrnja. Where’s the freaking vowel after M. Geeezzz!!!!! Considers backhand his strength. Practices at an academy near French-Italian border.

Querrey: Career high rank No. 33 this year. Currently at 34. Career titles: 1. Father: Mortgage banker??? Mother: Housewife. Is a Clippers fan. No wonder he’s losing to every Tom…..

Karlovic: Father: Metereologist. Mother: In agriculture??? Wife’s name: Alsi.

2 Responses to “Tracking the freaks.”

  1. Ch said

    “Is a Clippers fan. No wonder he’s losing to every Tom…..”

    LOL. ahh, that explains it.

    Karlovic is, ah, a bit older than these other guys. but he is enjoying a good time in his career right now, I guess. good for the “freaks.”

  2. Alex said

    Del potro’s favorite is the Australian
    and yeah he’s sixth…freaking rodick!!

Leave a Reply

XHTML: You can use these tags: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <pre> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>