Who got broken the most?

Player	Broken	Bk pt opp offered	Matches played
Federer	5	16	3
Nadal	6	25	4
Djokovic	6	32	3
Murray	5	18	4

Three certain thrillers already slated.

Verdasco vs Davydenko.

Roddick vs Cilic.

Nadal vs Murray.

That’s if for any reason Federer-Hewitt bombs.

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I just realised that Federer and Mirka have seen each other naked. Geeeeeeezzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!

And that’s not the end of it.

They have done the ‘deed’ too.

Why am I so sure? How about the twins? I put two and two together.

This is so gross. No wonder Federer’s left arm is so ‘unsymmetrical’ and he is reluctant to get that nose job done.

Who appreciates the the gold standard most?

Gold standard = Slam record.

Is Federer more appreciative of Sampras’s achievement or is it Roddick with just one Slam?

For Roddick, looking up from the bottom of the barrel must be daunting with No. 14 not even in his wildest dreams.

For Federer, just the journey itself particularly last couple of years must have made him think of what Sampars must have gone through.

It may ostensibly seem the guy at the bottom should feel far more awed by Sampras’s feat but in reality I think, it’s the clown who actually treads the unbeaten path who feels far more tuned to what it really takes to get there – 1000 times more than that bottom feeder, don’t you think?

Federer vs Hewitt.

Federer vs Hewitt. What’s motivating whom for just this meeting?

Other than the obvious prize at stake, ONE common elephant has to be Roche. For rock people, Roche used to coach Federer and is now coaching Hewitt and he is from Australia. Geeezzzzzzzz!!!!!

Federer-Roche split was far from amicable planting a sizeable chip on both clowns. One on Roche has flowed down on to Hewitt who already is burdened with his own BS against Federer – bagels being the last one of them.

Federer ABSOLUTELY LOVES to humiliate jokers who act arrogantly on the court. It’s so ingrained and strong that his game picks that vibe and delivers a symphony piercing through the joker’s heart and soul.

Roddick is just another version of Hewitt, explaining the scorecard against the two clowns over the years.

While Hewitt has suffered the bagel curse, Roddick has his own gigantic lumps to deal with. When Federer is alone, in retrospect, he must be LOVING  the five-set beating he handed to Roddick at Wimbledon. In many ways, it was even better than bagelling a guy he hates for his arrogance.

Hewitt, however, can claim to be even with Federer in one respect – marriage and family – which should strike one chip off Hewitt’s block. No matter what you bark publicly, being married with children and competing against youngsters surely dates you enough to affect the game to some degree.

Given how far back the two go, for Hewitt it may be as close as he can now get to salvaging the beating he has taken over the years. Baghdatis retirement shouldn’t hurt either considering the senior citizen status the two are labelled under today.

Besides, this is Hewitt’s Basel and he has returned to grab rank no. 22 after falling to 107 last year which shouldn’t be too much of a confidence damper going in.

But with all that, will it ever come close to the battle Roddick and Gonzalez just got done waging? Probably not. Even on an off day for Federer, Hewitt needs just too much firepower to win three sets. He may win a set or two but to win the match would be a huge upset. Duh!!!!!!

Roche must be on Viagra right about now to release the stress of being put on the spot – at home – so publicly. Why? ‘Cause in reality this is between Federer and Roche.

Did you know?

That studies prove red-light cameras at intersections actually increase the number of accidents? Additionally, they are now planning to install speed cameras within these stupid contraptions.

They have calculated that if you are shot speeding AND running a red light, the two infractions, after all the costs, will cost you close to $1600. Yeah, that’s 16freakinghundred dollars.

That’s my eight freaking month allowance. Believe me world is better off than seeing me with no money for that long. Heck, this town is under lock down last week of every freaking month.

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