How come……?

………..left-handed people cannot use their right hand thereby producing a host of products designed for them but are able to use their right leg – while driving? Or are they driving around with modified set of brake and accelerator pedals?

Paradorn: From Center Court to the Big Screen. From Somebody Else. Thanks.

SOMEBODY ELSE

Paradorn Tryptophan is an film star / action hero:

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Trophy wife vs ‘nearly nude’ wife pasted all over the globe.

I can come to terms with the trophy wife syndrome but how much of a freaking moron do you have to be to willingly marry someone who has been in the past nude publicly on front covers of ‘reputed’ magazines circulated all over the world AND is still continuing with it.

I can somehow still come to grips of what she did in the past and you are tying the knot with a clear understanding it will NOT happen again.

But to not only agree to the shameless display but to encourage it points to major major major personality flaw rooted so deeply and permanently that nothing good can come out of it.

How much of an intense desire do you need to have to WANT a super looking woman as your wife to turn a blind eye to her showing near-everything on international covers?

Isn’t it more than freaking obvious how much your priorities have to be royally screwed up to be riding on that boat?

What’s next? A good-looking hooker? What’s holding you back from that? Morals? Added expense for extra wrap of condoms? Shouldn’t all that look worth the trouble when you appear ‘lucky’ amongst ‘friends’?

No wonder he has a 2-19 record against someone. Once a loser always a loser.

Here’s proof of what I have been barking out all along. Will this change your mind AND life?

“I had the feeling I was working as a slave for things that I did not wish for or need”.

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The ONLY TWO ways to successfully attack Federer’s backhand.

With Murray’s recent dismal failure to win a match after shamelessly attacking Federer’s backhand, there can be no other conclusion but the following as to how to exploit the only defensive shot in Federer’s arsenal:

1. Your shot has got to be loaded with heavy top spin AND you should be willing and able to pull the trigger on the open court to evoke that weak chop / squash shot from Federer. Moving to the net on that return should win a point more often than not.

2. If you cannot produce the Nadal-like spin, you have just one more option – produce the Delpo-like pace.

Can do – nothing? You are toast. Anything else and you are just delaying the inevitable while spinning your wheels for nothing.

Reason(s) why Laver and Sampras are now rooting FOR Federer.

Both have at least one record Federer will NEVER break: Two calendar Slams and six straight years as year-end No. 1.

With every step on the Slam ladder now, Federer legend is only going to strengthen to where he may one day enter the exclusive stratosphere reserved for Ali, Pele and others.

And with every move upwards, these two records begin to glitter even more brightly with a near guarantee that they will stand the test of time – forever. If the GOAT by a mile failed to break those barriers, there appears very little hope of it ever happening in the future specially given the direction the sport is headed for.

McEnroe too is sailing in a similar though smaller boat. Could that be the reason for his admission of Federer being greater than Laver and Sampras?

In 1984 McEnroe compiled an 82-3 record and won a career-high 13 singles tournaments. Federer came close but failed to break.

With Federer’s best clearly behind him, the only way to now feel big and relevant for these clowns is to cheer the climber more for their own obvious reasons than anything else.

The ONE ATP clown I think is gay for sure, other than Federer and Wawrinka.

Santoro. He has been able to camouflage it quite successfully but look for the coming out party soon, now that he has retired and has much less at stake.

Simon is conflicted – on whether he wants to be pitcher or a catcher. With that decision curtain will fall along with ‘everything else’ – in public.

Jankovic? This debate starts after ‘being human’ dilemma is solved.

Photos.

Mauresmo’s son / wife / husband already in the line up?