Why the heck did you decide on tennis? Why, why, why? – Treetops.
Why did you not marry Mirka for a freaking decade? – Federer.
For what other activities do you have to pick or is it what activities you don’t have to pick for? – Nadal.
You cannot be serious about this marriage lasting, do you? – Roddick.
How do you face your girlfriend with healthy studs who can breathe walking around? Or does she have problem exhaling? – Djokovic.
When are you coming out of the closet? – Federer.
How long after the match did you cry after that Wimbledon loss? – Federer.
Do you seriously think you are fooling anybody with that naive look? – Nadal.
Don’t you feel you look bad running around blurting ‘work in progress’ BS about your non-existing / pathetic plans about retirement? – Sampras.
When will you admit to committing suicide? Or do we have to wait for the sorry book? – Borg.
How have you managed to give ‘aging UNgracefully’ a bad name? – Wilander.
Why do you really attend NBA games? – Serena.
When is your next marriage? Or should we just check with your ‘best’ friends? – Evert.
Just give us the name of the person who thought this mop idea looks good on your head – and then get out of the way. – Serena’s mom.
Why is your dad shorter than your mom? – Federer.
Can you still switch to soccer – on the X-box? – Nadal.
You know, there’s scientific evidence now that if you eat and work out, you may start looking like a man. – Simon.
Why is your left hand REALLY so scrawny? – Federer.
Have you at any place ever left your booty behind by mistake? – Blake.