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Confessions of car thief. Are you in the wrong profession?

Posted by tennisplanet on June 24, 2007

I was driving around when I stumbled on this radio station, talking about criminals. The hosts thought that our jails are filled with dumb criminals. The smart ones are at it, on the outside and never get caught.

Well, soon a car thief called in the show.

If you have never had the pleasure of having your car stolen, listen up.

The guy says he has never been caught, and now has three homes from the income he generated from stealing cars. Are you ready to turn in your resignation, yet?

He goes on to say that he has given up all that now, and currently runs his own business. How many cars did he steal? A mere 600.

What did he do with the cars. “Chopped them up”.

How much did he make per car? A mere $4000.00. Are you typing the letter yet?

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