OK, maybe ONE or TWO. Don’t push it.
Federer: Domination.
Nadal: Butt picking.
Djokovic: Arrogance.
Murray: Disrespectful to his coach.
Davydenko: Has no life. Always on the court.
Ferrer: Running. You know, there’s a thing called marathon?
Roddick: Pressers.
Blake: Enlarged booty and stubbornness.
Gasquet: Poor fitness. Should be called bouquet.
Nalbandian: Fattest, overweight, ‘not a tennis body’ joker on the tour.
Robredo: His nude photo.
Gonzalez: Forehand. Shouldn’t other body parts be donated for better use? They are just sitting there. He is not using anything other than the right hand, and maybe one more part.
Berdych: That Shhhhh sign he made to the fans.
Canas: His girl friend. Isn’t that a hint that you are not in the right career, if your two day, fair weather, girl friend gets you more publicity than what you do?
Baghdatis: Ex-girl friend. How did he make her say yes?
Ljubicic: His strange service motion. BTW, was this dude ever young, or was he born old?
Moya: Friend of Nadal. Isn’t it time to rethink your career, if that’s what you are known for most, when you are still an active player on the tour?
Hewitt: Brother who changed sex to cash in on female body building. Reason: Too much competition across the isle.
Karlovic: Sole purpose on earth: Ruin tennis.
Stepanek: Distorted male mermaid.
Santoro: Guile. Should have been a lawyer.
Safin: Good looks and shameful waste of talent.
