Here are some crazy freaking photos!!!!!!!!!!!

The day is not far when you won’t be able to play tennis without getting pregnant.

 

Nalbandian and Cilic.

‘If I can’t see it, no one can see it’ syndrome.

Federer, testing the water?

In-morph mode?

Querrey preparing to work at Wal-Mart?

Someone please hire me as a trainer, please. I am jumping like that donkey in Shrek to be selected right NOW.

Stress-relief on-court break?

Going for the wrong head?

Baghdatis attempting ‘mental institution’ therapy to improve his game.

Wrong tree?

Without Vaseline demonstration by Del Potro.

I have been warning Mirka to go ‘missionary’ only. But she won’t listen.

Serena, 15 minutes after marriage.

Another reason to attribute to some inexplicable losses?

Nadal’s backside has more applications than you thought. Here’s how to entice young girls to become a ball girl.

Nadal’s growth has been phenomenal!!!

Billboard for recruiting more coaches.

Your suspicion is right. This is not a regular photo session.

Djokovic aiming for Federer?

Is this golf or tennis?

Is there any doubt what Federer is doing? You don’t get that look doing anything else.

Mirka, run for the hills, unless you’ve grown two more…

Youzhny has promised to use Viagra next time to free up his hand.

Was Steffi expecting / wanting more?

I didn’t know this topic could be discussed in the middle of a match.

Hey, you cannot double it as a microphone!!!!!!!!!!

From Dee. When Viagra stops working!!!!!!!!!

Dreams can come true.

OK, I lied, it’s just four inches!!!!!

Sumo wrestler, eat THIS!!!!

Nadal: Federer was more difficult to please, no?

These ladies look familiar!!!

Graf’s attempt to cure Agassi’s baldness misfires!!!

Nalbandian and family.

Canas.

Nadal.

Davydenko and family.

Canas + Stepanek product.

Karlovic.

Djokovic and the long face.

Blake.

Federer.

Patrick McEnroe.

Bartoli’s dad.

Ljubicic.

Hantuchova.

I suddenly have this feeling out of nowhere, that I think I will be a very good coach!!!!!!

Mirka, Wawrinka and now this guy? I am hiding my goats!!!!

Are parents allowed to accompany the players now?

Is there a title for this position on your staff, Safin?

Oh, I just saw Wawrinka!!!! 

Roddick, there needs to be a vagina involved somewhere in this process!!!!

Now just his name, brings on seizures? 

Instant and public neutering!!!!

If you cannot beat them, join them? 

Congratulations. Now call your foot doctor and your attorney.

I can feel the ball. It’s in there.

Got ears?

We are just having sex, that’s all. What’s the problem?

Oh, where did that leaf come from?

Guys, try to spot Federer, after you are ’done’. 

 

Those holes are taken, anaconda!!!!!!!!!!!

No, I can see it. It IS out.

Even that droppy fellow is shocked to be out. Gross.

Move over Sharapova, Ana will take it from here.

Great forehand. What? What are YOU looking at?

Federer’s dream snapshot?

SSHE ishe shoo shweet.

Who are they? If you haven’t figured it out yet, and you are tennis fan, do drown yourself in the kitchen sink, NOW.

WTF are you guys doing?

Federer’s ‘career’ is taking off.

Majestic.

If only I had a thumb!!!!!!!! Then her ‘I have a headache’ crap won’t hurt that much.

WTF are you guys doing?

Are we there yet.