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Jenny said
Hi TP – would it be possible to have a permanent Casualty Watch on the Top Bar? All the tours can be under one thread. I’ll do my best to keep it alive, I’m sure others will too. What do you think?
Gek said
Hi TP,
could you please post this link? I think it is enlightening! Make sure you emphasize that there are 3 pages worth of “stuff”. Cannot miss anything!
http://www.faniq.com/blog.php?id=18255&page=1
rogerfanusa said
Could someone explain how the Draw is determined. I understand the seeded spots, but then, is it randomly selected after that? Does it go by ranking, or is it computer generated, or do they physically draw the name out of a hat
Rogerfanusa
jom said
could some one tell me what’s that guy doing behind the chair umpire? saw it during Phau vs Roddick game in this years us open tennis tournament.
Super Mario said
TP – no thoughts on Fabrice Santoro’s retirement?
Jenny said
Sadness, the like of who we’ll never see again, I feel privileged, an amazing player – I hope the tourney director of his final match gives him a real big send off, champagne, cake and a trophy, maybe a joint ceremony with Marat.
Dee said
Hi TP, My comments on us chat is placed just above your comment on Chieko san’s b’day.Why?
Last number is 78 or something but mine is placed as 72.Every time I check I thought hmmm no one is commenting.Now I know why.
Bettyjane said
Hi TP,
What about placing the Recent comments directly below the Warning, or at least above the Crazy videos for easier access when scrolling???
monique said
Can you tell me where do I click to access my profile ? Cannot find it anymore….
Jenny said
Monique, have you ever submitted your profile? If you haven’t, go to ‘Warning’ right corner, then Newbie, then follow TP’s clear instructions. Profiles will appear in mail boxes and TP sets those up.
Jenny said
Or go to ‘About Me’ – top bar.
monique said
I tried everything but to no avail…..I am stucked
Jenny said
Add all your stuff on ‘About Me’ and submit the comment in the usual way. There shouldn’t be a problem, TP will create a Mailbox and link it. Try it and let me know.
monique said
Thanks, Jenny, you are very nice. I did what you suggested. Just waiting now.
monique said
Received confirmation but nothing is changed….giving up.
Jenny said
TP, What’s the problem here?
Bettyjane said
Quite some time ago I had posted a profile and it was definitely up (people responded to it.) I haven’t seen it in a long while and just assumed it was removed. Be interested to hear how Monique’s situation plays out.
monique said
Now my comments are not seen. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr
monique said
Do you remember how you put up your doggie’s pic?
monique said
I posted 2 comments and they are not showing up.
Jenny said
What thread are you posting on, Monique? There are several of us who have had the same problem. If you tell me, I’ll test it out for you.
monique said
It did not work again. I post on “question”. If I want it to work I have to click on somebody’s reply.
monique said
How can you change the pic if I cannot access my profile ?
Jenny said
Can’t help there. I just tried to reply to you but it didn’t show, I’ve put this in a new comment, let’s see if it responds.
TP??
monique said
I see what you wrote.I hope my problem get resolved…lol
Jenny said
Monique, Bettyjane has kindly offered to help you. Go to her mailbox, accessed under mailboxes, left side and post a message in her box.
No probs, Bettyjane.
Bettyjane said
TP, I think there’s some sort of glitch between Monique and I being able to communicate with each other. Both in Mailbox and public forum mode, I don’t think she’s seeing my replies at all.
Is this unprecedented???
monique said
Check your mailbox. I left a message.
Bettyjane said
Message NOT received.
monique said
WOW…I hope it works soon.
tennisplanet said
Let me see if something can be done.
monique said
TP, still cannot change the avatar. Posted my intro in “about you” 3 times and it does not show and how do you post a photo ? Thanks TP.
monique said
Where do I post a picture ? [IMG]http://i26.tinypic.com/1zekz9v.jpg[/IMG]
Claire said
TP,
I know you have “Popular Entries” but that’s doesn’t have all recent posts.
How about having a previous posts tool bar that lists articles and video’s from like the past 2 weeks? – I hate having to page through all the posts to find say a post just 2 weeks ago? Just another “lazy freak” trying to make life easy for herself!!
Look at the article in Wall Street Journal 9/23 – I think that bed would be great for you – the cave bed with flat screen t.v.- place to hold your liquor (for those stressful tennis matches) and some other luxuries. I thought of you when I saw bed!!!
Jenny said
Agreed, good idea.
Jenny said
TP? I don’t know whether the other guys are having problems posting today [Friday], but I’ve tried at least three times to post on different threads. Let’s see if this goes through.
monique said
I tried posting in “Wanna post” and it did not work.
Jenny said
I kept trying to post on the Murray thread to no avail. There are only about three comments, so it’s not over-loaded, and Gary did manage to get through. It’s very odd.
Anonymous said
Very difficult to post today, October 16th. So frustrating, grrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!
Somebody Else said
TP, because so many of us enjoy taking part in top-ten lists, can there be a series of questions asking all us posters to rank our top tens? They’re fun and you can find out about people’s interests, compare and discuss, etc. I know there’s already a top-5-movies question, but there could be more and they could be about a variety of things such as:
Top Ten:
- tennis players
- grand slam finals
- albums
- bands
- cities
- artists
- actors/actresses
- songs
…you get the picture. Whaddaya think???
Jenny said
Hi TP – Shanghai has already started, please may we have a new live match thread, thanks!
Anonymous said
Getting fed up trying to post to no avail?????????????/
Jenny said
TP – A new live chat threat for Russia and Stockholm? Many thnx TP.
Sol said
Yes, TP, may we have a new thread, please? Thank you in advance.
I just saw that Dimitrov got a WC to play Stockholm and that Davy and Safin are playing each other in the first round in Moscow. Gonna be interesting….
Claire said
TP,
Why not a spot where we can post jokes (as if we don’t laugh enough on this site)?
Ex.
Why did they raise the drinking age to 26 in Alabama? They wanted to keep the drinking out of high school!
(apologies to those from Alabama)
Man goes to grocery store, sees his wife pushing a cart. Goes up to her, puts his arms around her, kisses her neck. The woman responds – “what are you doing dirty old man” – man replies – “you aren’t my wife but you sure sound like her”!
Claire said
forgot it was “what are you doing dirty old man, stay away from me”!!
Milos said
Hey, tennisplanet, since you like stirring up controversy, could you please do a post about Del Potro being a bad sporstman? You know, retirements, injury timeouts, trying to hit Murray,…
Sol said
“trying to hit Murray” ??? seriously? he did that? You can do a post yourself Milos, and then post it in “wanna post”. I, for one, will be interested in reading that. And relax, Milos, we’re all pretty open here, no need to get angry.
Jenny said
I saw the match, Sol. It’s true, Murray accused Delpo of aiming a ball at his head, he denied it, it happened so quick so I can’t be certain, then an argument ensued, the umpire had to intervene.. I did back Murray regarding remarks he made about his mother. Construct an article yourself Milos and post, we’re not so bad here, although you just have to be prepared for some differences of opinion.
Milos said
I am not getting angry. It’s you who is doing that. And Del Potro is a bad sportsman, judging by standards applied to Djokovic (frequent retirements, injury timeouts, occasional staling). It’s a shame people don’t know that.
How do I make my own post? And does tennisplanet ever answer questions?
Jenny said
Milos, all you do is contruct your article, Tip: be sure of your facts to back up your argument, you need to be specific and with detail to back it up, or you will get bashed, also, be prepared to accept others may not share your opinion. Go to Wanna Post, top bar, enter your article in comments and submit, bear in mind any links to other sites will usually go into moderation. TP has the final choice as to whether Posts are shown on the main pages, however your original post will usually stay in Wanna Post, so folk will still get to see it and comment if they choose to.
I’ve found TP will answer technical questions or anything advantageous to the site in general. He will not answer a question about a player or tourney.
monique said
TP, I was wondering how come the video of Monica Seles has my name on it. Or is it another Monique. I did not post that video. Thank you!!!!!!!
monique said
Or maybe I forgot about it. Is that an old post ?
Milos said
Seriously, does anyone wanna do some research about Del Potro’s sportsmanship/gamesmanship? If no one wants to, I can do it. But it’s not gonna be pretty.
Milos said
How old are you TP?
Milos said
Can you write an article about DelPo, TP? I’m really interested in what you have to say.
TuckerP said
I was wondering…I’ve been coming to this site for such a long time…If I were to make a new header (an image, not just words like it is now) what size would the image have to be?
Jay said
TP, why don’t you embed a Meebo chat room on this blog? You can put up a chat button on the top bar. A live chat room would be a nice way to interact with other tennis fans.
Jay said
I forgot to post the link…www.meebo.com/rooms/
Somebody Else said
but what about our lives, Jay?
Jay said
LOL. Well, he could open the chat room for events, like the event threads.