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Tennis Jokes

WARNING: THESE JOKES ARE NOT MEANT TO BE FUNNY. FOR THAT, TRY THE FREAKING COMEDY CLUBS!!! 

Q. What do you serve but never eat?

A. A Tennis ball.
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Q. Why you should never fall in love with a tennis player?

A. To them ‘Love’ means nothing.
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Q. Why are fish never good tennis players?

A. They don’t like getting close to the net.
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Q. Why is tennis a noisy game?

A. Because each player raises a racket.
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NON-TENNIS JOKES:

Q. What do you call a dog with short legs and big balls?

Sparky.

Q. What is the difference between your job and your wife?

Your job will still suck after five years.

-New Yorkers are not supposed to be the most helpful freaks in the world. A tourist hesitantly walks up to a local and asks “Do you know which way is the Statue of Liberty or or or…. should I just go f@#$ myself”.

-Two flies are eating s…. One of them farts. The other says: “Please, I am eating here.”

-24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator…
	1. Grimace painfully while smackin