Want to get that pink back in your cheeks? That glowing and wholesome look? Try this.
Posted by tennisplanet on February 10, 2008
Eat half papaya after dinner for the next three days. Of course, it would help if you cheap freaks stopped your other usual bad eating, exercising etc. habits, but this is such a strong shot that it can overcome even your stupid moves against your own health.
If you don’t notice a difference, you will be provided a free tour of my basement.
Go to the freaking store, and buy two good size papayas, NOW, for crying out loud. Is that too much to ask?
I know all of you are already down with the flu. Sets you right, for not taking my advice of not shaking hands, washing hands frequently and properly, and using infected computer keyboards and mouses.
If are planning to ignore this advice too, please slowly and carefully move closer to the computer screen and put your face right against it. Are you there yet? THERE. Now go to ‘brokemynose.com’ for relief.
Get off your lazy behind and open your ‘nothing in it’ wallet or purse, and JUST DO IT. GEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!