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Letter to Roddick.

Posted by tennisplanet on April 14, 2008

Dear Roddick,

What you are about to read will not be told to you by the clowns surrounding you for variety of reasons. Even your own family members will leave it at ‘you are sure you are doing the right thing?’. Reason why, can range from fear of losing the benefits that these jokers enjoy from your celebrity status and money to it’s his business with a huge pot in the middle.

You are making a big mistake by hooking up with this frivolous 20-year old. Statistically the marraige is destined for the rocks even before you decide to tie the knot. Most marriages of young people in their teens or early twenties end up in a divorce court. There is a huge pile of stats to substantiate that. Sure, you know of people who have succeeded despite violating this rule.

Yeah, and I know of a boy who fell from a ten storey building and lived. Does that mean every freaking boy should start jumping? If you are spurred to action by such people in minority without looking at the complete canvas, then you deserve what’s inevitable.

Just pull anyone from the street and give a brief description of ‘barely out of teens’ doll of yours, and ask them if this is marriage material. Nine out of ten times you will receive an unequivocal NO. She has been almost or even actually nude who knows where and with whom. If you think this is what you will settle down with and live happily ever after and have kids, you have got to be out of your freaking mind.

Have you heard of some guy named Andre Agassi when he went on this phase and hooked up with Barbara Streisand and Brooke Shields to not only have his heart broken but also his career almost ruined?

You are a smart healthy male and I am appalled to see you making this knucklehead decision. I know from some of your comments at your pressers that you visit this site, which makes you a freak but not a knucklehead, yet.

If still all this is not enough, have you heard of Borg, McEnroe, Henin etc. lately? This is not the best time to be getting married with divorce rate hovering around 50 percent. And that’s when all cardinal rules of marriage have been followed. What you are getting into is like attempting to jump from that building, just because Tiger Woods or even Sampras have pulled it off, so far.

You are not even close to any one of them at ANY freaking plane. Why do you think Federer is not even engaged, forget about married, despite having a girl friend for eight freaking years? You think he is a smart guy and plans his life meticulously? You bet!!!!!!

Learn from a plethora of mistakes from people who have already walked the path you are on now, and get out of this mess because it turns into quicksand in a hurry.

Like I said, no one will tell you this, unless they really care for you and are not afraid of aggravating you for your own good.

Dodge a bullet NOW.


15 Responses to “Letter to Roddick.”

  1. Roddick said

    Dear tennis planet,
    Thank you for your input and I cannot believe how blind I was till you enlightened me. Where was my family and friends all this time????????? They don’t care about me. I don’t even know you but I clearly see you have my best interest in heart. Tell me, pleeeeease, how did you find your sweet heart???? How do you keep it alive???????How long have you been married?????
    I am going to dump Brooke at once. One day (of course with your approval)when I get married I would like you to be my best man.
    xxxxx & hugs with appreciation,
    (Actually is’s me, Dee)

  2. Rock said

    Totally agree with you TP. But as you mentioned in one of your posts, Roddick is at the peak of his career this season, and this is the best time to quickly get engaged and married to the beautiful girl he has been searching for. We anyhow know the marriage (if it’s happening) is heading only in one direction – towards a disaster.

  3. Roddick's Girl (aka Fatma) said

    TP… man u rock , u’ve put my thoughts into words ,
    finally …. someone who understand , I totally agree with ya

    Andy , u r still so young , don’t do this , plz don’t waste your last chance to finally prove yourself in the tour with the presence of Federer .
    Plz don’t ruin your future & your career , plz , we’re only telling u this coz we care about u , don’t let us down 😦

  4. chieko said

    I totally agree.

  5. Sarah said

    “She has been almost or even actually nude who knows where and with whom.”

    Talk about your double standard. Do you actually believe Andy has been some kind of saint? I mean, no he didn’t pose in his Speedo (at least there are no photos); but he’s no virgin either. TP, leave them alone. My parents were barely out of their teens when they married and they are still together. There is something about ‘young lovers.’ No body ever gives them a chance; so it like the two of them again the world. I think Andy and Brooklyn have as much of chance of spending their lives together as people who spend years trying to see if they are compatible-only to marry and divorce shortly afterwards; because guess what- people change. Some times it’s growing up or growing apart and some times it external forces. Get this; no one knows if they are going to spend the rest of their lives together. But you got to let the love struck, young people try. Who knows, they just might make it.

  6. Alexandre said

    It’s so obviously inmature getting married on the age of twenty. But they are in love. And if they end up with divorce it won’t be the first or the last. What does it matter after all? They can only get a fine experience for the next one.

  7. Jenny said

    I agree with Sarah.

  8. Mordecai said

    I agree with TP. If it’s a happily-ever-after that Roddick wants then statistically speaking this girl is not the best person to be with at this age. But if it’s a “happy-after-every” he wants then, he’s made the right choice at least for as long as it lasts, I think TP of all people should be proud of Roddick.

  9. Amin said

    Roddick is making a big mistake marrying this girl who he has only known for approx. 8 months. During those 8 months how much time have they spent together, with his schedule and her modeling. I’d say not much. It takes time to really get to know someone. Also, she is just a magazine cover model, maybe a one-time deal. She’s not that attractive to get many mdeling jobs. What this all boils down to is that she sees a good future with money and not having to wotk. He on the other hand has a fat maintenance contract to keep her in style and luxury. Would she have gotten engaged to any joe from the street who asked for her phone number? Hell No. She saw a fat bank account. I agree with TP – a big mistake and a big headache. If he gets married soon he’ll ruin his career. He’s finally been able to beat the top 3, when the arguments start with her, he’ll fall apart and his career will suffer.Don’t do this Andy, you’re making a big mistake and she’s just a money grabbing girl who has no morals about showing off her tits to the world. Classless and clueless.

  10. Gracie said

    “Happy-after-every” — LOL Mordecai!
    Since about half of marriages end in divorce, no one’s exactly going out on a limb here, predicting this one might not work. But let’s give Andy a break. He’s a good guy, and if this is what he wants, we can only hope it works out for him.

  11. bunnee said

    i agree with alexandre! tho i personally would run for the hills, roddick’s head is in a different space… anthropologists have claimed that the average relationship lasts under 4 years anyway. besides, every experience leads to growth, one way or another. it’s just that andy has chosen the more challenging path…

  12. aj said

    I thought he’d got ‘engaged’ not ‘married’ – there’s quite a difference.

  13. Colette said

    Don’t doubt it’s true love at present but omens are not good. How much time can they have really spent together?

    If I were a rich, famous male (or female because it now works both ways of course) I would think very long and hard before marrying anyone – certainly not someone I’d only met less than a year ago.

  14. CC said

    Being a tennis players girlfriend isn’t exactly easy…You have to follow them all round the world or at least not see them for massive amounts of time. I’d say it’s a good way of making sure you’ve got a true commitment from someone that they’re willing to put up with all of that. They’re not married yet!

  15. Lizzie said

    I totally agree with TP.Andy is completely out of his mind to think about getting married he needs to focus on his career and thrash Nadal (that’s only because I don’t like him though).He needs to get on with what he does best which is as we al know playing tennis.

    Andy we are only doing this for your own good we dont want you to wreck your life!!!

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