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YMD said
TP’S GOATS ATE MY CHEESEBURGER!
Alex said
good one cause my mind’s blank…
‘should have used vaseline’ (?)
Jenny said
el Rey David at Davis Cup: Oh No! – Don’t tell me I have to play another 5 set rubber to keep the team afloat. el Mago where are you when I need you!
Bettyjane said
“How many times do I have to tell you—-it’s Day–VEEEEED. Not David”
Jenny said
LOL! Isn’t it something like Gervasio Ezekiel Dahvid?
Bettyjane said
lol–Jenny. Ezekiel!! You know everything you do!
Jenny said
I know! I read it on another blog from a die hard fan, I don’t know how true it is, but you coudn’t make it up could you. Believe me, Bettyjane, I don’t know everything, he’s a player I like and respect very much, so I take an interest. I think we all tend to do that with our faves. I find TP’s posts about obscure facts about players particularly interesting.
joao said
I’m gonna use the less imaginative one of all
“Don’t cry for me Argentina”
There, i said it freaks! Now you can think of something better!!
Bettyjane said
I like that! LOL@!
Jenny said
Me too!
jennifur said
1. dude where’s my race car!!!
2. who stole my doughnut?
3. think federer is the only cry-baby around? wah!
4. ALWAYS THE BRIDESMAID, NEVER THE BRIDE – WAH!
Jenny said
Great!
Stella said
oh no , TP’s picking on me again .
imaginaryband said
i want my MOMMIIEEEE
Manal said
I thought of that too…in the 1st place…damn.
ricke said
Can’t anyone help me tie my shoes?!?!
bluechyll said
I like that one! :]
Yoko said
Thanks god!! Twin baby!!
Yoko said
Stop calling me a carpet-man!!
Gracie said
Ayeee! That damn Nadal is picking MY butt too!!
TheHumbleOne said
“QUIT freakin’ calling me ‘Svetlana’… my name is DAVID!”
Anonymous said
wow…i’m not even gunna try…you guys are GOOD
bluechyll said
I don’t like this shirt, I want the one that Roger has!
zihwye said
Why me???
Why meeeeeeee???????????????????????????
Sir Vibhudi Aatmapudi said
“Your captions are so pathetic, it…it makes me… cry..”.
chieko said
I want my mummy!!
Sir Vibhudi Aatmapudi said
“Oh GAWD! Not another one! BAWL!”
Schop said
Mamaa, mamaa, me hice popo en mi pantaloncito, uahaha uahahaaaa!!! 😯 – 😳 – 😥 (Mom, moom, I took a crap in my little panties!!!) Is it funny? Hm?
chieko said
I like this one very much.
Neil Sellen said
Why? Why?
Sol said
I like them all. Can’t decide on the best one. Hey I’m swiss, we have to stay neutral you know.
jennifur said
lol on neutral…
Junkyard said
muuuaaahh muuuuaaah! my balls are stuck in my fly. oh damn..still not time for new balls muuaaaaahhh!
chris said
Please, not Rafa is the next round!
Yoko said
My baby han’t come out yet.
Claire said
Per Blick newspaper:
“All looked expectantly at the Bethanen Hospital, but the twins came Federer elsewhere throughout the world. Roger, you are a champion – even of deception?”
“SonntagsBlick now provides the evidence: The freshly grandparents do not go in the Bethanien Hospital in and out, but visit Roger (27), Mirka(31) and their girls in the clinic Hirslanden.
Your grandparents had seen several girls already: Shortly after the birth came and Lynette Robi (62) to visit. Yesterday they visited their grandchildren again. By 18 clock drove a dark Lexus off-roader with Basel-Landschaft indicator in the garage of the hospital. Occupants: Grandma and Grandpa Roger Federer and sister Diana and her boyfriend”
“Mirka still recovering from the strains. That she is so guarded as possible and is guaranteed: The Hirslanden Clinic provides, inter alla, to Gebarsuite – consisting of a luxurious hotel with exclusive lake view along with genitals. Soothing music, aromatherapy, light effects and a starry sky ceiling distribute a relaxed atmosphere. Because people like to believe when Grandpa Federer announced: “The two girls, Roger and Mirka is excellent!””
Jenny said
Hi Claire, With all due respect, what has Roger and his family got to do with a Nalbandian caption contest?! lol it’s all that copy/paste!!
Claire said
Hi Jenny,
I meant to put this at post with pictures of hospital! How about “Put me out of my misery, take me to clinic Hirslanden!” 🙂 🙂
Jenny said
Ha..ha.. Claire, I guessed it was a mistake, I’ve done it myself, especially with so many threads to keep an eye on! Mind you, by the sound of that fancy clinic, you wouldn’t need to be ill to enjoy the visit!
Anand said
Exclusive lake view along with … eh???
Maxply said
¡No mas cerveza! ¡Que lástima!
Sergeant said
27-year-old Argentine David Nalbandian begs the chair umpire to allow him yet another bathroom break during his second round match at the Acapulco Open. The Argentinian star blamed the hot salsa that he added to his third dozen tacos the night before.
Ivan said
Sergeant,
I think argentineans like a little spice with their steaks. I don’t think they’re that fond of tacos. Moctezuma’s revenge?
Sergeant said
I’ve heard argentinians steaks are amongst the best of the world.
Somebody Else said
Was it really at the Acapulco Open?
Sergeant said
Sorry about the confusion, Somebody Else. I was just making up random stuff to qualify as a contestant.
Somebody Else said
Is there any way of finding which match produced this emotion?
Does anyone have any clue?
Sol said
Good question. I’d like to know the answer to that too. Maybe Jenny knows?
Jenny said
I believe it was the semis at Davis Cup last year, hence the colour of his shirt. He almost single handedly won the tie for Argentina. Not only was he knackered, he probably had hip pain too.
Jenny said
As I recall, it was against Russia – he beat Andreev, lost to Davydenko in a tough 4 setter and clinched the deal by winning doubles with Acasuso.
Joolz said
It’s from the quarterfinal tie against Sweden. Taken after he beat Söderling 9-7 in the fifth, the third rubber he played on that weekend. It was the match during which a slight discomfort in his hip turned into a full-fledged injury. The match about which he later said he never suffered so much on a tennis court in his whole life.
Jenny said
Thanks very much for that Joolz, At first I wondered if it was quarters against Sweden, I know he beat Johannson and Soderling in that tie, did he win doubs as well?
Joolz said
Yeah, he did. Defeated Björkman/Lindstedt in straights, playing with Canas.
Jenny said
Joolz, I bet he was gutted seeing Argentina crash to the Czech Rep this year, and not be able to do anything about it.
Sergeant said
Thank you, Joolz. Just for this you’ve got my vote on this contest.
Jenny, so you were (almost) right. El rey David did single-handedly win the tie for Argentina!, but against Sweden and not Russia.
Joolz said
Not sure how he felt about that. Not an easy question with all that’s been going on with the team.
Sergeant said
Quarterfinal tie details:
http://www.daviscup.com/ties/tie.asp?tie=100010169
Semifinal tie details:
http://www.daviscup.com/ties/tie.asp?tie=100010172
Jenny said
Thanks, Sergeant – I think his hip was really starting to play up after that quarter final. I believe he said prior to surgery he had discomfort for 18 months, it could also explain some of those bizarre losses eg Chardy and Nadal. He still leads Rafa 2-1 on a hard court.
Sergeant said
Very true, Jenny. I hope he gets to recover satisfactorily this year. He could be back and win Shanghai, Paris, a couple more titles and qualify to the ATP finals! 🙂
Jenny said
It’s a great thought, Sergeant, but I’m not certain for this year, I hope I’m wrong. He was told no play for 4 months. He had his op in May, left the clinic at the end of the month – so we’re looking conservatively September/October time, and he’ll be rusty. I just want some more magic moments with him playing pain free with Roger and Rafa.
Joolz said
He won’t be back until next year, he recently said so in a couple of interviews. The injury first appeared last year at Indian Wells. The Söderling match made it significantly worse. During his time with it, he was advised to have surgery at least least twice before eventually getting it, prior to the Olympics and prior to the Davis Cup final. And yeah, it does explain some strange losses he had during those months, like the one against Chardy.
Jenny said
I haven’t read his recent interviews, but I’m not surprised. Best to take time and recover completely. The Rafa loss was strange too imo, the guy was in a winning position, I can’t believe it was all in his head or choking, he doesn’t fear Rafa or Roger. He lost serve, some nerves of course, but it could also be indictative of physical problems. Thanks for your input, Joolz.
F said
I’m not faaaaaaaaaaaaaat! :((((( Can’t you understand I’m just big boned??!!!!?!!
Jenny said
sorry..indicative!
Manal said
DN : Enough!!! Can u all just let me be! Gimme a break ok…I wanna get some hugs too…!
bunnee said
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“Oooh, that wasn’t suppose to feel so good!”
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