Topics being considered for discussion with umpires by players in the very near future.
Posted by tennisplanet on September 2, 2010
Emboldened by toothless umpires and Roddick’s recent and previous rants, players are preparing a list of topics they can discuss at a match:
Vaidisova: Misrepresentation as to what 10″ means.
Federer: Why are babies not allowed in players’ box specially when they can create enough distance between someone’s wife and the coach?
Nadal: Why am I losing hair – everywhere?
Djokovic: Who do I report to for my coach holding me hostage? If I fire him I die.
Murray: How do I get rid of Kim again? She is immune to video games now and I am not good at anything else.
Roddick: How can I make my career last longer than Brooke’s so I don’t have a complex?
Stepanek: What could have been possible if I actually looked like Safin? World wide Harem?
You got more? No, you don’t!!!!!!