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Something to entertain. From DSG. Thanks.

Posted by tennisplanet on September 14, 2010


During the doldrums, here is something to entertain:

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was headed straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his.

Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out,” Business trip or pleasure?” She turned, smiled, and said,” Business. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniac’s of America Convention in Boston.”

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs. Struggling to maintain his composure he calmly asked,” What is your business role at this convention?”

“Lecturer,” she responded. “I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to de-bunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.”

“Really? And what kinds of myths are there?”

“Well,” she explained, one popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed of all men, when in fact, it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when, actually, it is men of Jewish descent who are the best.

I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Red-Neck.”

Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. “I’m sorry,” she said,”I really shouldn’t be discussing all of this with you. I don’t even know your name.”

“Tonto,” the man said. “Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba.”


6 Responses to “Something to entertain. From DSG. Thanks.”

  1. Bettyjane said

    Guffaw!!! I shouldn’t read your posts while sitting at the public reference desk. Thanks

  2. Jenny said

    LOL!! Thanks, D.S.G!

  3. Collin said


  4. MM said

    Personally, I find that joke pretty funny-I’ve heard variations on it for years. Of course it’s OK to offend southern men with the slur, “red neck” A term to slander poor southern farmers. No big deal right? White? Probably Christian, go to church and all that, right? Yeah, red necks or “Bubbas” Probably even like that NASCAR-Yep.

    But make fun of blacks with slurs like coon, nigger, darkie, Tom and Aunt Jemima and the wrath of the left descends. Or Indians with terms like chug, bogan, cowboy killer and chief. Not gonna happen. Notice in the joke how blacks are referred to, in the terms of the identity politics that the left lives on, African-(there’s that hyphen)American. Same with Indians.

    Like I said, I like the joke, it’s funny, I’m not in least bit offended that “my people” are insulted with slurs(it’s one of Alinsky’s Rules BTW)but try this one out, see how you lefties like it when your sacred cows are ridiculed.

    3 men are walking along a beach, a white guy, a black guy and a mexican guy. They come across a lamp, rub it and out pops a genie. He says since there are of them, they each get one wish.

    The black guy says, he’s tired of the oppression of the man. He wants to go back to the homeland of his ancestors where he can loll about all day with his bros. He wants to live off the fat of the land, sleep in and sleep around. POOF, he gets his wish and is joined by all his homies.

    The mexican guy says he too is tired of the white man’s boot on his throat. Stealing CA, CO, NM, NV, UT and turning them into capitalist paradises. He yearns to rejoin his familia in old Mexico where the living is easy. POOF off he and his vatos go.

    Now the white guy steps up and says, now you mean to say all the niggers and spics are gone? The genie nods yes. The white guy says, well then I’ll have a Diet Coke.

    Still funny?

    Here’s what is evident. The demonization of conservatives is so deeply ingrained that pREgressives have no problem insulting my values(tea”bagger” anyone) effortlessly while constantly searching for any reason to declare themselves victims.

  5. chieko said

    😕 Help!!

  6. Sol said

    Lol, DSG! Thanks

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