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Albert Einstein Theory. From Dee. Thanks.

Posted by tennisplanet on September 22, 2010

DEE

Albert Einstein Theory

Equation 1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy

Therefore:
Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work

In other words,
A Human that doesn’t know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.

Equation 2

Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money

Therefore:
Man-earn money = Donkey

In other words
Man who doesn’t earn money = Donkey

Equation 3
Woman= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman – spend = Donkey

In other words,
Woman who doesn’t spend = Donkey

To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3

Man who doesn’t earn money = Woman who doesn’t spend

So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!

So, We have:
Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money

Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

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9 Responses to “Albert Einstein Theory. From Dee. Thanks.”

  1. chieko said

    😆 😆 😆

    Dee san, I get it !! I love this. Thanks.

  2. Stella said

    Math at school was never that interesting Dee

  3. saras said

    So Funny…Like it

  4. Manal Ismail said

    Dee, thats the utmost goal isnt it: happiness regardless come what may LOL

  5. ricky said

    I wonder how goats would do in this math world? and thanks a lot for my brain cells enhancement…

  6. Sir Vibhudi Aatmapudi said

    Ah, thanks Dee, this one got me to an old favorite: It’s about proving that Girls=Evil

    Mathematical proof:

    1) Girls require Time and Money so:

    Girls = Time x Money

    2)we know that Time = Money so:

    Girls = Money x Money = Money2

    3)Money is the root of all evil (Money = sqrt-Evil) Therefore:

    Girls = (sqrt-Evil)2

    4) so finally it is proven:

    Girls = l Evil l

  7. D.S.G. said

    These are great! Thanks!

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