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Geography of a woman / man. From Dee / Chipnputt. Thanks.

Posted by tennisplanet on October 16, 2010



Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war, doesn’t make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet.. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.

Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran , ruled by nuts.




In a similar vein to Dee:

How to please a woman:

Compliment her; respect her; cuddle her; caress her; love her; kiss her; stroke her; buy things for her; tease her; comfort her; protect her; hug her; hold her; spend money on her; wine and dine her; listen to her; care for her; stand by her; support her; hold her; honor her.

How to please a man:

Show up naked; bring beer.


6 Responses to “Geography of a woman / man. From Dee / Chipnputt. Thanks.”

  1. Jenny said

    Thanks, Dee and Chip, great stuff.

    “How to please a man”

    One of my husband’s quips years ago: Marry a nymphomaniac who owns a pub!

  2. sperry said

    I know i’ve posted this before…worth repeating: Robbin Williams: “God gave man a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”

  3. Dude said

    Dee & Chipnputt

    Good ones.

    Dee! Yours made me LOL in quite a while.Thankyou.

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