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Only in America. From DSG. Thanks.

Posted by tennisplanet on October 18, 2010

DSG

ONLY IN AMERICA:

…do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to fill their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front

…do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke

…do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage?

…do we buy hotdogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight?

…do they have drive-up ATM machines…with braille lettering?

HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED…

…why the sun lightens our hair but darkens our skin?

…why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

…why don’t you ever see the headlines: “Psychic Wins Lottery?”

…why is abbreviated such a long word?

…why is it that doctors and lawyers call what they do “practice?”

…Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

…why is the man who incvestd all your money called a broker?

…why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called “rush hour?”

…why isn’t there mouse flavore cat food?

…why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

…why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

…why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?

…if flying is so safe why do they call the airport the terminal?

And finally,

You know that indestructible black box that is used on an airplane? Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

 

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11 Responses to “Only in America. From DSG. Thanks.”

  1. Jenny said

    Thanks, D.S.G. Loved it!

    do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke
    ————-
    LOL Seen it with my own eyes! 😆

    • chieko said

      😆 This is really deep D.S.G. san!!! I love this very much.

    • sperry said

      I used to work in a grocery store. I saw MUCH, MUCH worse. Look like people went through every aisle, picked up the worst possible food in every aisle, and then diet beverage. WAKE UP!

  2. sperry said

    Gotta go with the mosquito question.

  3. jett09 said

    “why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?”

    and cockroaches??? hate them!!

    Thanks D.S.G.

  4. Dee said

    Haha Good one. That- we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage? – guilty!It happens in Australia too.
    Have another one. Why do they say – nose runs and feet smell?

  5. M said

    “…do we buy hotdogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight?”

    LOL! Steve Martin does a whole routine on that in Father of the Bride. Hilarious! 😛

    Thanks, D.S.G.!

  6. Stella said

    thanks. sure brightened my day

  7. kitty said

    very nice read DSG, keep em’ coming, loved it

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