Only in America. From DSG. Thanks.
Posted by tennisplanet on October 18, 2010
ONLY IN AMERICA:
…do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to fill their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front
…do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke
…do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage?
…do we buy hotdogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight?
…do they have drive-up ATM machines…with braille lettering?
HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED…
…why the sun lightens our hair but darkens our skin?
…why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
…why don’t you ever see the headlines: “Psychic Wins Lottery?”
…why is abbreviated such a long word?
…why is it that doctors and lawyers call what they do “practice?”
…Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
…why is the man who incvestd all your money called a broker?
…why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called “rush hour?”
…why isn’t there mouse flavore cat food?
…why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
…why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
…why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
…if flying is so safe why do they call the airport the terminal?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on an airplane? Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?