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First word(s) that comes to my mind, when I hear their name.

Posted by tennisplanet on August 21, 2007

Federer – Talent. Has anyone seen his teeth? Get a shorter short if you need to adjust after every freaking point.

Nadal – Muscles. Not aware some body parts have no muscles, no matter how much you work them.

Djokovic – Porcupine. Wrong body parts growing in the wrong direction.

Roddick – Witty. Constantly reaching for the wrong balls.

Blake – Intelligence. Needs booty jutting surgery.

Davydenko – Hard work. Under nourished during childhood.

Ljubicic – Reserved. From pre-historic days. Only one left from the ice age.

Safin – Living life large. Playing tennis to get babes.

Gonzalez – Decent. Next President of Chile.

Robredo – Sever shortage of clothes and brain.

Berdych – Some pre-historic bird?

Baghdatis – Misplaced and abandoned Pirate.

Gasquet – Long neck and short steps.

Canas – Tank and Hyena.

Hewitt – Guts to be himself. Trying hard to grow up. Roche is going to ruin that too.

Moya – Clever in choosing his friends.

Murray – Crude,  scrawny, in need of a dentist.

Chela – Starving student. Can die anytime.

Ferrero – Stop telling lies or get a nose surgery.

Nalbandian – Buffet happy.

Karlovic – Someone give him food, NOW.

Stepalloveryourneck – Don’t even get me started!!!!!!!!!!

Verdasco – Should be renamed ‘Forehand’.

Hrbaty – Her body?

Monfils – Needs eye surgery.

Querrey – Jack Nicholson in Batman.

Rochus – Starved of growth hormone.

Tsonga – Chickened out of boxing.

Serena – disillusioned that she is beautiful.

Henin – Not built for good clothes.

Sharapova – Please don’t ever laugh. It’s too annoying. Well, most annoying.

Venus – born with inferiority or Serena complex.

Jankovic – Alien from which planet?

Chakvetadze – Cutie darling.

Hantuchova – Needs bricks tied to her waist in windy conditions to play tennis.

Bartoli – What was her weight before she started tennis?

Hingis – Crafty and cunning on and off the court.

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