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McEnroe wants men tennis players to play without shirts!!!

Posted by tennisplanet on May 2, 2007

“I don’t like the sleeveless [shirts] very much. It’s OK with Nadal because he’s got the big guns and that looks pretty good, but I think we need to take it a step further,” McEnroe tells senior communications czar and fellow “shirts optional” minimalist David Law in the fifth installment of the Artois Championships podcast series.

“I’m advocating the use of no shirts whatsoever with the men. I know that would be a problem with the women so I’m not saying that. I advocate these hunks go out there like they do in wrestling and like the boxers [who] go out there as gladiators and I think there’d be a lot more interest in our sport.”

Are you freaking kidding me!!!

Why even bother with the boxers. Just the Calvin Klein underwear would do it, right? All we need is to cover that small area. What the… Are we looking at leaves and other vegetation in the future?

McEnroe – talk about female players. Maybe you will get a more attentive audience. And the popularity of the sport? It will be ‘shooting’ through a lot of stuff. There – I said it.

McEnroe – pal, you need to pick up a hobby or something. This idle time is turning you senile. The reason, you have been designated as the self proclaimed commissioner of tennis is, only because  other players are doing something worthwhile with their lives. Get a life.

Are you freaking kidding me!!!!

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