Djokovic: At this rate, face will be one long stick, one day.
Davydenko: Too many bones.
Federer: Left arm, or is it the whole left side?
Justine: Where do you even begin?
Serena: Booty, breast and ego reduction. Talk to Justine.
Karlovic: Was the face received from a midget?
Davenport: If that’s your face sagging, what’s going on elsewhere?
Plastic surgery NOW cases:
Blake: Booty reduction.
Jankovic: Face transplant.