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Physically, the most / least proportioned tennis clowns.

Posted by tennisplanet on December 8, 2007

 

Most:

Safin.

Roddick.

Nadal.

Chakvetadze.

Ivanovic.

Least:

Djokovic: At this rate, face will be one long stick, one day. 

Davydenko: Too many bones.

Federer: Left arm, or is it the whole left side?

Justine: Where do you even begin?

Serena: Booty, breast and ego reduction. Talk to Justine.

Karlovic: Was the face received from a midget?

Davenport: If that’s your face sagging, what’s going on elsewhere?

Plastic surgery NOW cases:

Blake: Booty reduction.

Jankovic: Face transplant.

Beyond repair:

Stepanek.

Canas.

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