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Nadal linked to ‘dog fight’ scandal?

Posted by tennisplanet on July 23, 2007

It has recently been revealed, that Aunt Tony has a farm in rural Spain, with hundreds of pit bulls. He has been exporting these well trained dogs to many countries including the US. Top dogs can go for as high as $200,000.

Michael Vick admitted to this link, after he was interrogated at Gauntanamo bay prison using ‘special’ tactics to ‘break’ inmates. For zombies, just creeping out of that rock, Vick has been indicted for having brutal dog fights etc at his house.

OK, OK, OK you got me!!!!!!!

But why can’t such attention grabbing and sensational things, happen in the tennis world? No wonder American Football is ‘King’ here. It is called NFL – National Football League or as someone calls it National Felon League.

It is churning out felons faster than Federer can say S***. Why do you think tennis is not catching up in the US. Tennis players are boring. They have no tattoos, never fight verbally forget about physically. Don’t take drugs and have never been linked to fixing matches – how mundane is that. How do you expect fans to come and watch tennis with that routine?

People need excitement. Morals and ethics? We give a rat’s ass about it. Just keep us entertained with such fascinating antics, and we will open our wallets and eyes for tennis.

Here, the three major sports are Baseball, American Football and Basketball. Need more proof why they are off the charts in popularity?

Well, Basketball has that match fixing scandal with FBI involved. Baseball has that steroid issue with Bonds expected to go to jail, immediately after he breaks Hank’s home run record. And Football has this dog fight juicy nut.

These are such exciting times for sports. Not only do you get to enjoy the sport, but we also provide entertainment long after the games and the season is over. How can you blame the league? Fans here have a very short attention span and the league has so many bills to pay. They are just meeting the demand. What’s wrong with that.

The ten commandments and the other good stuff? We will deal with it after we are done enjoying life in this world. You live just once. Why inhibit yourself by stupid rules and regulations. Just have a good time and everything will be fine.

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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