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Why can’t clowns in Switzerland, find a mate within their own freaking country, like us Americans?

Posted by tennisplanet on November 4, 2007

You have to go to a freaking South Africa to find a partner? With that beer belly and round face and body, she must have been a huge catch. And she must have been thrilled to have tap water to drink. 

At least, see that the guy looks like a human. Granted that ‘freeway’ forehead is not getting narrower with every passing day, but to jump in the sack with an alien is beyond stupid.

If you have a long nose and no teeth, that doesn’t mean, you have to go to another country to find some obese mate, so you can massage your ego.

Do what we Americans do. We are not even aware, there are humans living beyond our borders. So we have great couples here.

You might have heard of some of them: Simpson and Nicole, Britney Spears and Kevin, Kim Basinger and Alec Baldwin, Robert Blake and his wife, Scott Peterson and Lasey Peterson.

How freaking desperate do you have to be, to have the need to find your mate, beyond your freaking borders? Get a freaking life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Which country are you looking at, Diane Federer? Are Spain and Serbia ruled out?



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