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Why will you agree to marry Agassi if you are Graf?

Posted by tennisplanet on August 18, 2008

The guy is midget short (at least comparatively), ‘saddleback’ bald, divorced, won just eight Grand Slams (compared to 22 you own), is one year younger than you, is not from your country, is from the US, and is borderline ‘tolerable’ looking. Was Oliver Rochus not available? Geeeeeezzzzzz!!!

Is that a resume befitting a husband of Graf’s stature? Do you notice the ‘buyer’s remorse’ on Graf’s face in the photo above?

Agassi’s whole life was driven to somehow beat Sampras in SOMETHING. Well, pal, you lost in this one too.

And that Roland Garros title to clinch the career Slam may not be too secure either, as Sampras may be planning a comeback to snatch that away from you too.

Can someone please go up there and rescue the princess from this overweight Shrek now?

I think it has more to do with the loss of self esteem Graf suffered in her home country resulting from her father’s arrest, tax evasion charges against her, Seles’s stabbing etc. She just wanted to get away from it all. How else can you explain not being able to find a match in your own freaking country?

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