Nadal and his peripheral vision.

Here’s why diner waitresses across the globe are in for some serious and endless sex.

AUGUSTA, Ga.(AP)—Tiger Woods shot a 4-under-par 68 in the opening round of the Masters, his best score ever on the tournament’s first day.

Woods made eagles at the eighth and 15th holes – the first time he’s had multiple eagles in a Masters round. Also, he had never started with a score lower than 70 until Thursday. That’s when he returned from a sex scandal and five-month layoff to put himself just two strokes behind leader Fred Couples.

I just learnt that……….

…………..women are off / on and men are on idle.

What stage is when you cannot even carry change in your front pocket in public for fear of arousing a beast capable of creating panic among women around you?

Here’s another moron working hard to guarantee a divorce BEFORE even freaking getting married.

With divorce rates inching up steadily worldwide, here’s how you can beat that: Get a divorce BEFORE you get married. Geeeeeeezzzzzzzzzz, louiiiiiisssssssssssssseeeeeeeeee.

How freaking of a moron do you have to be to be so stubborn about getting married that you ignore glaring freaking red flags all over the place?

I am talking about Ms Sania. She gets engaged to her childhood friend whose family declares that they will not allow Sania to play tennis after marriage. Stop right here. Who the hell are they to decide what she will do after marriage? Are they freaking buying her. Geeeeeeeezzzzzzzz!!!!

So she breaks that engagement and promptly gets engaged to some cricketer, of all the freaking people. Now this guy is loaded with all kinds of BS luggage all over the freaking place. It was so complicated I just gave up trying to understand the crap.

Something like he was already married earlier and the previous alleged wife is trying to stop this new marriage.

What perfect ideal freaking conditions for a long-term marriage?

What happened to plain common freaking sense? Geeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!

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Nadal’s sister is better than Federer’s. And she has never screamed ‘Will you marry me’ anywhere.

Nalbandian singing. From Jenny. Thanks.

JENNY

I know TP posted this vid a couple of years ago, in case you didn’t get to see it, here it is again. LOL I wonder what the significance of the other guy’s blond wig is!!

Here’s proof I am not the only lunatic on this planet. From Liz. Thanks.

LIZ

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