Did you hear about this poll on Sarah Palin?

Practically everyone wants her to run for President in 2012.

Just one hitch. They are all Democrats.

Courtesy: Jay Leno.

Germiest professions in America.

Dr. Charles Gerba, a microbiologist at the University of Arizona, whose nickname is “Dr. Germ,” spoke to ABC News recently, about the germiest professions in America:

1. Teacher/day-care worker
2. Cashier, bank employee
3. Tech support/computer repair
4. Doctor or nurse
5. Lab scientist
6. Police officer
7. Animal control officer
8. Janitor or plumber
9. Sanitation worker (AKA garbage man/woman)
10. Meat packer

Isn’t this like Woody Allen flexing his muscles with Arnold Schwarzenegger still in the house?

Moron, have you heard of Nadal lately? Even Roddick will be enough for this.

Who is this? She is a current WTA player. First correct answer = Wall of Fame listing. Stop reading the fine print you lazy freaks.

Diarrhea-ridden Federer squeezes past alternate Stepanek.

If you are having stomach trouble at one of the premier events of the year, while you are already battling the back and mono BS, how stupid and irresponsible does it make you look?

I mean this thing is totally under your control. Didn’t it already happen to him once earlier? Either you are making bad choices in selecting what and where you are eating or Djokovic’s succeeded. Is this the time to be gorging on local cuisines? This is the last illness you should be down with.

How difficult it is to buy raw food and cook in your hotel room, specially when you are in China. Even importing food from Switzerland wouldn’t be an over kill under the circumstances.

Did Roddick miss a golden opportunity to take Federer out in straights and redeem some of the humiliation from the pathetic H2H stats? After all even Stepanek, just snatched from his massage parlor in Thailand without his rackets, socks and possibly underpants was able to almost pull off a win.

Federer himself admitted he was lucky to have won today. While his stats looked pretty reasonable, here is something from Federer that should maybe shock everyone:

“At the end of the day I still have a chance. I hope with a day of recovery I’ll make a miracle happen here and get through to the semis.”

Miracle now is getting through to the semis? Winning the title is not even on the table anymore?

This stomach BS is a self inflicted, irresponsible and sloppy wound, inexcusable under current conditions. Or is this what it will take now for Federer to take some time off – from the exos?

If Federer is still unable to step out of his room bathroom without that plug up his alley, he should avoid wearing white trunks against Murray, because Murray is already armed with another dose of whatever he ate to make a mess on the court.

Justine starved us of that beautiful spectacle in the final against Mauresmo by withdrawing with baggage still in her panties. Can Murray push it any further to end the season with a splash?

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Wednesday’s highlights: Federer and Murray.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9mVhA58AcU