President on vacation.

What can you safely predict about some tennis players 10-20 years from now?

Nadal:

-Will be bald – Ljubicic+Agassi bald.

-That pinky finger will break away as pay back for being kept so far away from other fingers all these years.

Federer:

-Will HAVE to grow a mustache to minimize the effect of the ever extending and drooping nose.

-Elton John will be his best friend.

Djokovic:

-Breathing through just the nose and the mouth will not be the only option. All available holes will ‘participate’.

Murray:

-All kids will have to go through intensive therapy before and after meeting him.

Roddick:

–Will have attempted two suicides to pass Borg.

Del Potro:

-Vaseline and power tools will have to compensate for broken wrists and shrunk ‘out of their freaking mind’ lips.

You got more? No, you don’t!!!!!!!

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Photos.

Nadal’s nightmare? Socks, bottles……….

Why do you have to freaking press your lips so freaking hard against each other? Is that how you attract a mate as dimples pop up? Geeeeeezzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!

That’s the best ATP can do for backpack? Criminal. My goats enjoy better perks.

Serena steps on broken glass at restaurant – needs surgery. From Dee. Thanks.

DEE

She needs surgery

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Wonder how many tennis players have the skills to do this? From Extranjera. Thanks.

EXTRANJERA

I wonder how many tennis players have the skills to do this?

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Q&A with Rafael Nadal. From Chicago Fan. Thanks.

CHICAGO FAN

There is an interview with Rafa on si.com.

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